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Old 12-19-2012, 12:57 AM   #1
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I Need Help With An Important Issue

A Few Weeks Ago My Dr Diagnosed Me With "bacillus Anthracis", A Truly Terrible Skin Disease. My Dad Doesn't Believe In Medical Procedures, So He Proposed His Own Healing Method. I've Been Spreading My Dad And Brother's Seminal Fluid All Over The Affected Areas Ever Since. It's Been Two Weeks Since I Started Applying This Method And I'm Not Quite Sure If It's Working Or Not. I'm Scared. Please Google This Disease So You Can Understand What I'm Suffering Through. I'd Highly Appreciate If You Could Give Some Advice. (btw, I Believe It Is Important To Mention That I Eat Part Of The Seminal Fluid Excreted By My Dad And Brother; My Dad Believes It Will Do An "inside Job").
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Old 12-19-2012, 12:58 AM   #2
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Um...what? You'd be trolling, man.

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Old 12-19-2012, 12:58 AM   #3
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:03 AM   #4
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:04 AM   #5
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:14 AM   #6
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:15 AM   #7
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:23 AM   #8
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Nah, this dude is serious.

TS, you're on the right track, but if things aren't working, you should try some fresher fluid. If you aren't already, get your dad and brother to ejaculate directly on you.

Also, the idea of an "inside job" is good, but once again, freshness is an issue. The time it takes for the fluids to seep through your stomach lining is far too long. The better alternative, of course, is the thin membranes within the asshole. Try having as many men as you can ejaculate directly into your rear.

Trust me, I'm a doctor. For seriously.
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:58 AM   #9
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Nah, this dude is serious.

TS, you're on the right track, but if things aren't working, you should try some fresher fluid. If you aren't already, get your dad and brother to ejaculate directly on you.

Also, the idea of an "inside job" is good, but once again, freshness is an issue. The time it takes for the fluids to seep through your stomach lining is far too long. The better alternative, of course, is the thin membranes within the asshole. Try having as many men as you can ejaculate directly into your rear.

Trust me, I'm a doctor. For seriously.



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Old 12-19-2012, 02:06 AM   #10
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Old 12-19-2012, 02:11 AM   #11
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Have an issue? Here's a tissue. Though you should probably give it to your dad and bro.
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Old 12-19-2012, 02:13 AM   #12
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Old 12-19-2012, 02:35 AM   #13
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Old 12-19-2012, 03:05 AM   #14
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Use goat semen, its more potent. It may also help to directly ingest the goat semen.
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Old 12-19-2012, 04:56 AM   #15
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