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Old 12-17-2012, 02:50 PM   #1
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UG's semi-secret Santa thread! (foreigners now welcome!)

I had an idea. A late idea, but an idea nonetheless.

Let's do something nice for each other. The idea is we buy random gifts and send them out to other UGers, getting a random gift in return.

RULES
  • NO TROLL GIFTS ie, nothing sexual, offensive, or anything that will cause embarrassment to the recipient or raise eyebrows at the dinner table. Keep it G rated, seriously. Not too hard.
  • Don't spend more than $15 (pre-shipping)
  • Serious commitments only
  • Active community members only (no gold diggers, please)
  • Keep up with your PMs via profiles (seriously, we want this shit to work)
  • EDIT: lol nvm anyone can play

If you break any of these rules, I will ban the shit out of you. Like, I may even permaban you.

So here's how it's gonna work. If you want to participate, say so in this thread and send me a PM with your name/address. When I close this thread tonight, I will reply to everyone who entered with the name/address of a different UGer.

Or heck, I may not give the name at all, since a lot of us already know each others names. Is it legal to put "secret santa" as the recipient of a package? Someone fill me in.

Anyway. You'll probably want to order by tomorrow at the latest because holiday shipping is a pain in the ass.

Remember, don't abuse this. If someone gets a dildo sent to them, I'll know who sent it, and I'll permaban whoever did it. If you receive a gift but don't send one, you'll probably get permabanned too.

inb4 "this is stupid and will never work who gives out their address online anyway". Guys do trades all the time in the classifieds section, I've done it myself a few times. It's no big deal.

How successful this is will be determined by how well participation is. I'll call it off if the whole day goes by and there's only like, two or three people. That kills the mystery of it.

Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything stupid with your information either.

Sign ups:
  • theguitarist (someone's getting a gift from a supermod )
  • eGraham
  • whoomit
  • due 07
  • TunerAddict
  • Telecaster7
  • strait jacket
  • daytripper75

ORDERS MUST BE PLACED BY DEC. 20TH CST

sign ups close tomorrow night.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:51 PM   #2
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I don't have money, but I'll send all of the hot girls on UG some PG13 pictures of me.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:52 PM   #3
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sure sucks if you're paired with someone with international shipping eh
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:52 PM   #4
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Location: Canada, eh.
I'd do this if:
-I was not Canadian
-Motivated
-Had money
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:53 PM   #5
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:54 PM   #6
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sure sucks if you're paired with someone with international shipping eh
that's why i specified americans only

inb4 i'm racist
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:55 PM   #7
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I think this should be the

"jay buys everyone on ug Pizza for xmas thread!"


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Old 12-17-2012, 02:55 PM   #8
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The mlp thread had this idea last week >_>

And I would jay, but I`m broke
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:56 PM   #9
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:57 PM   #10
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The mlp thread had this idea last week >_>


You'll probably just buy each other pony stuff though.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:57 PM   #11
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This will be the end of you JetFuel.
You have until Christmas to save yourself, otherwise..
Creon's fate awaits your yellowness.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:57 PM   #12
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Fuck your shit then
do you know how expensive shipping from Finland to America is? Last time I ordered from Finland I was charged like, $30 in shipping
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:59 PM   #13
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do you know how expensive shipping from Finland to America is? Last time I ordered from Finland I was charged like, $30 in shipping


What did you buy from Finland? I'm guessing it was a Finish gundam.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:59 PM   #14
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Well, isn't that just wonderful. The depressive, cancerous Canadian would be glad to spend an outrageous amount of money on a gift for a random UGer, but nooo.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:59 PM   #15
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But I want presents too
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:00 PM   #16
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What did you buy from Finland? I'm guessing it was a Finish gundam.

My guess is something Insomnium related
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:00 PM   #17
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just a good gift idea

https://www.southernlord.com/cart2....em&id=394&qty=1

It's Boris' Smile for a buck.

EDIT: I'll buy a UKer something nice if they tell me what music they like/kiss my ass. If whoomits here I'll buy you something too

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Old 12-17-2012, 03:02 PM   #18
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I already owe one of you fools a birthday present, so I'll throw a Christmas present in on top of that and call it a day.


Solid idea though, Jay.
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:04 PM   #19
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But I want presents too



HEY MAN, So like, we're both in perth!


I don't have any money though... But like... I could call the pizza place to go to your house. you'd have to pay still, But You wouldn't have to bother yourself with making a phone call
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:04 PM   #20
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Well, isn't that just wonderful. The depressive, cancerous Canadian would be glad to spend an outrageous amount of money on a gift for a random UGer, but nooo.
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My guess is something Insomnium related
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