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Old 12-17-2012, 09:58 PM   #1
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Courtney Cox needs to change her middle name to Loves

Can anyone else come up with ways celebrities can change their names to make hem funny?
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:59 PM   #2
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:59 PM   #3
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:59 PM   #4
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:02 PM   #5
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Bahaha, these are great. I think the "Courtney Loves Cox" is worthy of a thread in itself.

I'll come back when I think of something.
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:02 PM   #6
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Still doesn't love as much **** as the previous Courtney Love

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Old 12-17-2012, 10:03 PM   #7
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:04 PM   #8
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:04 PM   #9
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I think I should change my middle name to " Motherfuckin' ".
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:10 PM   #11
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Its so funny that I forgot to laugh. Do you write all of your own material?
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:10 PM   #12
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:11 PM   #13
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:13 PM   #14
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I think I should change my middle name to " Motherfuckin' ".

You wanna know how I got the name Mother****er?

"When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom. She was laying there, naked. She'd been drinking all night. And I snuck up behind her. And I slipped my fingers...into her purse. And I took her money. The whole weeks pay. I really ****ed her over and that's how I got the name, Mother****er."
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:13 PM   #15
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:15 PM   #17
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Its so funny that I forgot to laugh. Do you write all of your own material?

Yeah, thanks for asking.
I just saw a Cougar Town commercial and has to crack that joke. I honestly didn't think it was that funny, though.
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Totally stole that.
Accurate.

Nuno I'dSleepWithHimAndI'mNotEvenGay Bettencourt is similar.
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:19 PM   #20
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