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Old 02-27-2008, 06:24 AM   #1
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Upto I am so embarrassed

So basically i was walking into school and i fell over in front of loads of hot girls and they laughed at me.

I really like one of them. Id rather have all 4 at the same time though(I am a guy, haha)


Help me UG'ers how do i get rid of embarrassment.

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Old 02-27-2008, 06:26 AM   #2
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:27 AM   #3
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:28 AM   #4
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You can't. Those girls are going to remember it for the rest of their lives. They're probably on Myspace talking about it now, and talking to Spielberg about making the movie.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:28 AM   #5
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:28 AM   #6
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theres nothing u can do, u have to live with that moment for the rest of your life

i know how u feel, i did the same thing, but i antecedently kneed myself in the face doin high jump (athletics), and had a massive nose bleed
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:29 AM   #7
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Why don't you ask the one you like out? If she says no because you fell over in front of her then she's not the girl for you.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:30 AM   #8
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You can't. Those girls are going to remember it for the rest of their lives. They're probably on Myspace talking about it now, and talking to Spielberg about making the movie.



haha!
i hope there is a movie, i'd be rich

then i could buy corey beaulieu's signature dean!

get in!

im so ****ing bored at school in my frees lol.

if youknow ibikinz, he's here too

he takes it up the ass
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I like John Petrucci

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Old 02-27-2008, 06:31 AM   #9
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:31 AM   #10
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If you realize that people succumb to gravity a lot... you start to feel better. And that it shall come full circle and they will one day fall. Take solace in that, if you maybe don't like one of them, they could fall off a huge cliff.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:33 AM   #11
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should i just rape all of them?!

haha

ibikinz is tryna kiss me!!!!!!


help!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:33 AM   #12
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tell the one u like "its kinda funny how i fell for u huh?"

she'll think of u acctually falling but then u say no i mean i like u and then she'll blush, get wet and give u a bj
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:34 AM   #13
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JERK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















































(envision falling on top of those four girls, naked, on a bed made of soft, big, boobs! Insert here insert there, you got about 12 holes that you can have fun with! or 45 if your really nasty! Jerk it to that fantasy my friend, and next time you run into these girls, give them the look, yes THE LOOK! They'll know what its time for...)
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haha!
i hope there is a movie, i'd be rich

then i could buy corey beaulieu's signature dean!

get in!

im so ****ing bored at school in my frees lol.

if youknow ibikinz, he's here too

he takes it up the ass


Stop being a troll. Grow some balls.

Basically, stop being 14.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:35 AM   #16
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You can't. Those girls are going to remember it for the rest of their lives. They're probably on Myspace talking about it now, and talking to Spielberg about making the movie.

that reminded me of the 'barf' conversation between wayne and garth in waynes world
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:35 AM   #17
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i just do a somersault when i fall to make it like i done it on purpose to make people laugh and i never get embarrassed anymore lol so you could try that i guess.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:40 AM   #18
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1. Go up to them and say hi
2. Rape them all
3. If they get pregnant, FALCON PUNCH!
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:40 AM   #19
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purrrrfect conversation starter. wow them with some guitar licks and ull hav her in the palm of your hand.

act cool and drink lots gin and champane.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:40 AM   #20
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Stop being a troll. Grow some balls.

Basically, stop being 14.



haha, dude im 17, im sure my balls are much bigger than yours

i'll show you if you want!
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