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Old 06-20-2013, 03:02 PM   #1
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An atheist,homosexual, communist, jewish, ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than even Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Green Beret Force Recon SEAL with over 1500 tours of duty stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and if evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now."

The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species and stormed out of the classroom crying those liberal crocodile tears,If only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the jew had fought hard to destroy the second amendment!

The students applauded and all registered Republican and accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax across the country.The professor lost his tenure and was fired from his job the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was cast into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:03 PM   #2
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:04 PM   #3
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:05 PM   #4
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:06 PM   #5
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:07 PM   #6
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you ****** anti american, you neglected to mention young christian einstein rebuking the professor.
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:14 PM   #7
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:17 PM   #8
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Old 06-20-2013, 03:19 PM   #9
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