Tab Pro guitar tabs / updates / news / reviews / interviews / columns / lessons / community / forums / contests / guitar store

Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
Reload this Page Text somebody "Why haven't we had sex yet?"
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 > Last »
Old 12-20-2012, 01:00 AM   #1
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
 
The Madcap's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: San Marcos, TX
Text somebody "Why haven't we had sex yet?"
Post results here.

My result:

"Uh, no thnx haha"
__________________

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2009, 2010, 2011 & 2012 (I know, at this point it's sad).
Voted UG's best Male dresser 2011.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrashtasic15
Ahem, no offense to any of the fags mentioned.
The Madcap is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:02 AM   #2
StewieSwan
星际
 
StewieSwan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The lake
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by theguitarist
Pseudo-intellectual is a word thrown around by the most arrogant among us either as a defense mechanism to cover the fact they have nothing valuable to say or as a way of inflating their usually unfounded sense of importance.
StewieSwan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:02 AM   #3
bradulator
yep
 
bradulator's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: red people
I don't have anbody to text.
__________________
bradulator is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:03 AM   #4
Twist of fate
We Came as Romans
 
Twist of fate's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Jersey. If you could live forever, would you be ready for the next Adventure?
"We had sex last week..."

I probably should have texted someone else
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy14
stop flirting you player twist of fate!


Band page! http://www.facebook.com/bhofficialnj

Tumblr-http://www.one-man-drinking-gamess.tumblr.com
Twist of fate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:03 AM   #5
blake1221
‭‭
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Albuquerque, NM
"because you keep blowing me off "


__________________

It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


Saintly Rows||Drifter
blake1221 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:04 AM   #6
The Madcap
Classical Guitarist
 
The Madcap's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: San Marcos, TX
Quote:
Originally Posted by StewieSwan
I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bradulator
I don't have anbody to text.
You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.
__________________

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2009, 2010, 2011 & 2012 (I know, at this point it's sad).
Voted UG's best Male dresser 2011.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrashtasic15
Ahem, no offense to any of the fags mentioned.
The Madcap is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:05 AM   #7
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
 
lolmnt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: florida
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.
__________________
*-)
Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin
lolmnt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:06 AM   #8
blake1221
‭‭
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Albuquerque, NM
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate



for teh lulz

Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.


screen caps plz
__________________

It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


Saintly Rows||Drifter
blake1221 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:07 AM   #9
snipelfritz
UG's Maggot Brain
 
snipelfritz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Milwaukee
Quote:
Originally Posted by blake1221
"because you keep blowing me off "

Bahahaha, it's hard to have sex if you can't get past foreplay.

I have somebody I honestly would love to text that too, but I'm 1) Not drunk enough (yet!) and 2) I'm afraid her bf might see it...but not really that afraid (it just might spark the breakup I've hoped for).
__________________
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Last edited by snipelfritz : 12-20-2012 at 01:08 AM.
snipelfritz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:11 AM   #10
neidnarb11890
i'd rather be high
 
neidnarb11890's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
ok yeah right I am totally going to do this because making one of the handful of people who like me think I am a complete creep for yr. entertainment is just what I need to do right now.

get real, ts.
__________________
neidnarb11890 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:12 AM   #11
StewieSwan
星际
 
StewieSwan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The lake
ITT Blake comes out and nobody notices.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by theguitarist
Pseudo-intellectual is a word thrown around by the most arrogant among us either as a defense mechanism to cover the fact they have nothing valuable to say or as a way of inflating their usually unfounded sense of importance.
StewieSwan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:12 AM   #12
Extra Ordinary
Bleh
 
Extra Ordinary's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: At home.
I remember the last time this thread happened, somebody got a date with the girl.

I would do this myself, but I'm rather afraid of what would happen considering the girls I have on my contact list.
Extra Ordinary is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:14 AM   #13
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
 
lolmnt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: florida
Quote:
Originally Posted by blake1221
element


ELEMENT


text yr roommate



for teh lulz



screen caps plz
I'll just ask her. Hold on.


She said "That's not funny."

I can think of somebody much better to ask but I'm not because A) she's probably asleep and B) it would be so bad.
__________________
*-)
Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin
lolmnt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:15 AM   #14
neidnarb11890
i'd rather be high
 
neidnarb11890's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Quote:
Originally Posted by StewieSwan
ITT Blake comes out and nobody notices.

honestly, who didn't already know?

__________________
neidnarb11890 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:18 AM   #15
snipelfritz
UG's Maggot Brain
 
snipelfritz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Milwaukee
Well I texted her. Not that, but...I could...but like I said, not drunk enough.
__________________
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
snipelfritz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:18 AM   #16
Telecaster7
Call me Leon
 
Telecaster7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
B) it would be so bad.


This is my reason also.
Telecaster7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:19 AM   #17
jetfuel495
likes butts
 
jetfuel495's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
ohhhhh man last time i did this it ended in a trainwreck

funniest trainwreck of my life omg

i still chuckle
__________________
but the tears have washed
the color from your eyes
Quote:
Originally Posted by DESTROYER5000
You are one of the biggest dickbag s here along with jetfuel and theguitarist
jetfuel495 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:20 AM   #18
whywefight
whyphilsfight
 
whywefight's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: I don't care where just far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Telecaster7
This is my reason also.

same here.

I honestly can't think of a girl on my phone that that text would go over well with.
__________________
_____________
whywefight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:20 AM   #19
blake1221
‭‭
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Albuquerque, NM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neidnarb11890
honestly, who didn't already know?


we need that liplicking daisy back
__________________

It's a very different winter now and I'm in a very different place, but I hope you're well.


Saintly Rows||Drifter
blake1221 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-20-2012, 01:21 AM   #20
brownshirt1
Registered User
 
brownshirt1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
I would, but I don't think they'd appreciate it, given the fact that I'm not single.

If I sent it to one of my guy friends they'd realise it's a joke but I'm not gonna do that.
__________________
Fuck that nazi guy.
brownshirt1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:28 AM.
Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2013
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.