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Old 12-20-2012, 01:00 AM   #1
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Text somebody "Why haven't we had sex yet?"

Post results here.

My result:

"Uh, no thnx haha"
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:02 AM   #2
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I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:02 AM   #3
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I don't have anbody to text.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:03 AM   #4
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"We had sex last week..."

I probably should have texted someone else
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:03 AM   #5
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"because you keep blowing me off "


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Old 12-20-2012, 01:04 AM   #6
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I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?
If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.
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I don't have anbody to text.
You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:05 AM   #7
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"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:06 AM   #8
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element


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text yr roommate



for teh lulz

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"Because I'm blake1221 and I can do better."

Ouch. Some stones are best left unturned.


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Old 12-20-2012, 01:07 AM   #9
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"because you keep blowing me off "



Bahahaha, it's hard to have sex if you can't get past foreplay.

I have somebody I honestly would love to text that too, but I'm 1) Not drunk enough (yet!) and 2) I'm afraid her bf might see it...but not really that afraid (it just might spark the breakup I've hoped for).
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:12 AM   #10
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:12 AM   #11
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I remember the last time this thread happened, somebody got a date with the girl.

I would do this myself, but I'm rather afraid of what would happen considering the girls I have on my contact list.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:14 AM   #12
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element


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text yr roommate



for teh lulz



screen caps plz
I'll just ask her. Hold on.


She said "That's not funny."

I can think of somebody much better to ask but I'm not because A) she's probably asleep and B) it would be so bad.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:18 AM   #13
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Well I texted her. Not that, but...I could...but like I said, not drunk enough.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:18 AM   #14
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B) it would be so bad.


This is my reason also.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:19 AM   #15
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ohhhhh man last time i did this it ended in a trainwreck

funniest trainwreck of my life omg

i still chuckle
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:20 AM   #16
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This is my reason also.

same here.

I honestly can't think of a girl on my phone that that text would go over well with.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:20 AM   #17
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:21 AM   #18
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I would, but I don't think they'd appreciate it, given the fact that I'm not single.

If I sent it to one of my guy friends they'd realise it's a joke but I'm not gonna do that.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:21 AM   #19
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I just got "fuck you"
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:22 AM   #20
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I just got "fuck you"

that's your signal

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