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Old 12-20-2012, 01:23 AM   #21
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There's one girl I could definitely text, but she's probably sleeping now and that's not something I'd want her to wake up to. Man, I would love to see what she says to it though. Maybe another time.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:24 AM   #22
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I do not have anybody in my phone who I want 2 fuck.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:26 AM   #23
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ok yeah right I am totally going to do this because making one of the handful of people who like me think I am a complete creep for yr. entertainment is just what I need to do right now.

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Old 12-20-2012, 01:26 AM   #24
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That's a problem
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:27 AM   #25
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i've been avoiding contact with most people i know and the only way i'd work up the balls to go and do this is if i was drunk.

also to be honest, i'd have sex with probably every female friend i have given the opportunity.

does that make me a bad person?
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:30 AM   #26
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i've been avoiding contact with most people i know and the only way i'd work up the balls to go and do this is if i was drunk.

also to be honest, i'd have sex with probably every female friend i have given the opportunity.

does that make me a bad person?

Nah, just means you have hot friends.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:32 AM   #27
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whoah, let's not jump to conclusions.



yeah, i have fairly low standards.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:33 AM   #28
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:33 AM   #29
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ohhhhh man last time i did this it ended in a trainwreck

funniest trainwreck of my life omg

i still chuckle
What happened?
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:34 AM   #30
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I'm intrigued by this but don't have the cojones to text someone who's worth asking this question.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:35 AM   #31
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I just got "fuck you"


I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:36 AM   #32
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I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey
"In my mouth plz"
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:40 AM   #33
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lets see: someone who's getting married to my best friend, multiple people that I've helped through some difficult times, a couple people I've asked out in the past, and a bunch of people I haven't texted in ages. oh, and a stalker that would certainly take me seriously.

let's not....
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:47 AM   #34
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lets see: someone who's getting married to my best friend, multiple people that I've helped through some difficult times, a couple people I've asked out in the past, and a bunch of people I haven't texted in ages. oh, and a stalker that would certainly take me seriously.

let's not....
Stalker sounds most fun.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:50 AM   #35
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I hope you replied "I know you want to" or something equally as douchey


Tbh I should have texted someone interesting instead of the last person I texted
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:53 AM   #36
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Stalker sounds most fun.

Except for the fact that she is totally oblivious to jokes, and is possibly the most gullible person I've ever met, and will basically fall for any guy that repeats any sort of cliche ever.

Goddamn, that sounds like a blast. I'd never do it though.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:01 AM   #37
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"Lol uh what?"

She's dumb tho
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:04 AM   #38
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I haven't had any money in my cell for a few months and the only person online on facebook's cat just died a few hours or so ago. I'll come back to this thread tomorrow maybe if it's still alive haha
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:04 AM   #39
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:11 AM   #40
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she said "the ****!!" lolol I know she wants it
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