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Old 12-20-2012, 02:12 AM   #41
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What happened?
It was this girl who I had dated briefly (twice, she sort of cheated on me each time), and after like, a really long time of being out of touch we started to reconnect. Then one of these threads popped up and I was all "ohohoho here we go"

So I did it and she ended up getting supermad like "i thought we were friends" and all

and i'm all "yeah friends do it too, just with less drama"

and oh man

she stopped talking to me

for like a week

and then came back
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:21 AM   #42
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See, if the girl got mad or offended, I don't if I'd go along with it, like "Oh, come on, wouldn't it be fun?" OR explain how I only did this cuz an online forum convinced me to ask her. I feel like that would only get me in more trouble.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:21 AM   #43
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well i do like the foo fighters
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:22 AM   #44
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Just texted someone else:

"because you're a fucking tease and you're never gonna let me into your backdoor slip and slide"

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Old 12-20-2012, 02:23 AM   #45
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Wasn't there a thread like this?
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:27 AM   #46
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:31 AM   #47
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It was this girl who I had dated briefly (twice, she sort of cheated on me each time), and after like, a really long time of being out of touch we started to reconnect. Then one of these threads popped up and I was all "ohohoho here we go"

So I did it and she ended up getting supermad like "i thought we were friends" and all

and i'm all "yeah friends do it too, just with less drama"

and oh man

she stopped talking to me

for like a week

and then came back


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well i do like the foo fighters

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Old 12-20-2012, 02:37 AM   #48
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If there was no "uh" and question mark, definitely.You don't even have your parents number in your phone? If you do, there's no excuse for you not to participate.


Either way they answer, the next family dinner is gonna be awkward.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:38 AM   #49
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Let's see... people in my recent texts...
-my mom (obviously not)
-dirge humani aka Tyler (hell no)
-my friend (been there, done that. never again)
my dad (obviously not)
-my cousin (obviously not)
-my #2 dealer (he wishes, but I am not texting him that)
-my ex (he wishes as well, also not happening. he'd know it was a joke, though)
-my friend (neither of us swing that way)
-my uncle (obviously not)
-my brother (obviously not)
-my dealer (omg so not texting him that)
-my friend (see above)
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (no)
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (no
-my friend (female, no)
-my friend (no)
-my friend (no)
-my friend (we have had sex)

etc., I'm not going back through texts past Saturday. Point is, I'm not texting anyone saying that.

Lol, I'm texting this to Alex_Vik now.


Maybe if I get bored tomorrow, I'll **** with other UGers. But probably not my other friends.

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Old 12-20-2012, 02:40 AM   #50
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:40 AM   #51
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I've seen threads like this before all over the internet. I've always wanted to do it but like most here, don't really have anyone that I could text who wouldn't get really upset if she said no
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:41 AM   #52
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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:41 AM   #53
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Oh I did this last time. And I just got "We already have?".

That was back when it was "Randomly choose someone in your phone book".
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:42 AM   #54
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I have a friend that would probably tell me to come over, but I don't think I'd actually want to.

So no, I'll pass on this.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:44 AM   #55
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oh god

AIM? MSN?


what is this ancient technology?
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I've seen threads like this before all over the internet. I've always wanted to do it but like most here, don't really have anyone that I could text who wouldn't get really upset if she said no

So you don't doesn't afraid of anything?

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Old 12-20-2012, 02:46 AM   #56
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I did one time, and she said "We could have today if you made a move"

So sad

And my phone doesn`t have any minutes right now, sorry.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:46 AM   #57
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oh god

AIM? MSN?


what is this ancient technology?

So you don't doesn't afraid of anything?


Oh god, it's 2008. That was when dinosaurs were alive
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:46 AM   #58
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:50 AM   #59
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Tanglewood's version was the one that inspired me to do it, although I did it a few years late. I had actually seen it elsewhere as well, but never thought about it.

I just felt like pissing this girl off before I moved
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:51 AM   #60
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Me: So why haven't we had sex?
Her: For ****s sake stop asking me that!
Me: ... I never have.
Her: You've been drinking more than you think.

Oh shit.
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