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Old 12-20-2012, 02:53 AM   #61
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She hasn't responded yet



/self-pity party

(who am I kidding, It's not ending any time soon)
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:01 AM   #62
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"that ended badly last time"
Granted I was really drunk. lol
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:49 AM   #63
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who do I even send this to
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:50 AM   #64
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sent to a few people

responces in order
1"dude...no"
2"youre typing surprizingly well for being drunk"
3"you had your chance"...ouch
4"are you drinking again..."
5"go home your drunk"

...dang

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Old 12-20-2012, 03:51 AM   #65
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:52 AM   #66
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"....we're having sex right now....I think...I can barely feel you"
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Old 12-20-2012, 03:53 AM   #67
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fix me a jelly sandwich too while you're at it, since you have so much of it.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:03 AM   #68
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"Lol uh what?"

She's dumb tho


WHY WOULD YOU TEXT YOUR MOTHER?!?!

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Old 12-20-2012, 04:04 AM   #69
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Just sent to two more UGers for lulz. After I sent that, I realized the last text I sent to one of them was "Covered in mead lol". This could get ackward. XD. I'll update in the morning or something.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:39 AM   #70
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Cats don't really have nine lives dumbass


I got the joke...even if no one else has.
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But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

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Old 12-20-2012, 04:46 AM   #71
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I asked jetfuel.

"Because my dick doesn't reach all the way to New Zealand."
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:53 AM   #72
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facebook's cat just died a few hours or so ago.


God dammit, it just accepted my friend request too
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:08 AM   #73
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Some of these are great I've got a friend coming round as we speak. Could text her and she would be like "wut".

I won't though.
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:55 AM   #74
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"Have you been drinking again?"

Damn, at least when I decide on being a douche.. I want it to be worth it
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:04 AM   #75
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I got "Because girls hate us....."
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:10 AM   #76
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I got "Because girls hate us....."


I lol'd
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:19 AM   #77
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I can't see this ending well, no matter who I text.
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:07 PM   #78
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So you don't doesn't afraid of anything?


Ouuu touche. Alright, next time I'm drunk I'll do it and report back with the results.
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:21 PM   #79
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I got "Because girls hate us....."

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Old 12-21-2012, 03:31 PM   #80
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"Because I'm your mother."


Shit. Always get put down like that mang.
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