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Old 12-21-2012, 03:34 PM   #81
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"Because I'm your mother."


Shit. Always get put down like that mang.



Just keep trying dude!

tell her something like " I just want you to know I love you, And that I want to be back inside of you like before I was born, Just this time only with my penis"
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:37 PM   #82
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Just keep trying dude!

tell her something like " I just want you to know I love you, And that I want to be back inside of you like before I was born, Just this time only with my penis"


Dude, that's my mum you're talking graphically and explicitly about. Not cryogenic, man.
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Old 12-21-2012, 03:52 PM   #83
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Me: So why haven't we had sex?
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Her: You've been drinking more than you think.

Oh shit.

This is the best one in the thread

I would, but I have a girlfriend.
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Old 12-21-2012, 04:27 PM   #84
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Tanglewood's thread was so good. Kept me entertained for days. I would do this but I am a pussy so I'm just gonna watch.

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Old 12-21-2012, 04:41 PM   #85
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Old 12-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #86
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luckily i know somebody perfect to send this to. dead meat in my contacts, hot, don't speak to her anymore, have no relationship with her i can ruin, doesn't go to my college. i will report back when she replies, just sending it to her now.


EDIT: well, shit.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:30 PM   #87
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luckily i know somebody perfect to send this to. dead meat in my contacts, hot, don't speak to her anymore, have no relationship with her i can ruin, doesn't go to my college. i will report back when she replies, just sending it to her now.


EDIT: well, shit.

Well, you know what that means
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:37 PM   #88
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EDIT: well, shit.

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Old 12-21-2012, 05:38 PM   #89
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I did this last time this thread popped up. She said "uh, because I live in Missouri?"


Is that an admission that she wants to sex me or no?

I live in Missouri. Give her my number.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:39 PM   #90
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I did this while chilling with a friend to a girl who's a slut, all for the lolz, I wasn't even going to sex her if she said yes. She flipped shit and put it on Instagram. She blurred out my name but damn, she definitely overreacted.

Anyway, idk who to text since I'm basically with a girl, and we've already boned.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:42 PM   #91
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Well, you know what that means

that i'm a pussy?
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:47 PM   #92
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I did this while chilling with a friend to a girl who's a slut, all for the lolz, I wasn't even going to sex her if she said yes. She flipped shit and put it on Instagram. She blurred out my name but damn, she definitely overreacted.

Anyway, idk who to text since I'm basically with a girl, and we've already boned.


That's why I don't do stuff like this. Pretty much all the chicks where I live would post it on facebook or some crap like that acting like I tried to rape them or something.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:51 PM   #93
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That's why I don't do stuff like this. Pretty much all the chicks where I live would post it on facebook or some crap like that acting like I tried to rape them or something.

if that happened to me my backup plan would've been to comment with "it was a bet, you drama-whoring fuckhole. i wouldn't touch you with a 10ft pole." if she didn't add your name, then leave it. nobody will know or care.

you can get out of anything with prep
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:51 PM   #94
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That's why I don't do stuff like this. Pretty much all the chicks where I live would post it on facebook or some crap like that acting like I tried to rape them or something.

This happened back in like July. I was acquaintances with the girl Nd I knew she got around. I even told her it was a joke afterward. I saw her once in a Walmart after this occurred and did a complete U-turn

Anyway I will try this on someone soon. I must just figure out who since all the girls I'd try it with would find it either funny, or be down.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:52 PM   #95
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Yea I don't think I'd ever do this lol. It's just too out-of-character for me.

Which would make it funnier, but ehhh.
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:56 PM   #96
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It's even worse when they start ganging up on you on facebook. I saw that happen to my brother and he was saying pretty innocent stuff, but these girls were just ripping him a new one. Like wow, take a chill pill, it's just a joke.
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:03 PM   #97
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Dude, that's my mum you're talking graphically and explicitly about. Not cryogenic, man.

Just say "Come on mom I've already been in your vagina before".
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:04 PM   #98
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It's even worse when they start ganging up on you on facebook. I saw that happen to my brother and he was saying pretty innocent stuff, but these girls were just ripping him a new one. Like wow, take a chill pill, it's just a joke.

Wouldn't the proper response if that happened be "Why haven't we all had sex yet?"
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:05 PM   #99
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It's even worse when they start ganging up on you on facebook. I saw that happen to my brother and he was saying pretty innocent stuff, but these girls were just ripping him a new one. Like wow, take a chill pill, it's just a joke.

He should've just been like 'Ladies, there's enough of me to go around. No need to crowd.'
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Wouldn't the proper response if that happened be "Why haven't we all had sex yet?"


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He should've just been like 'Ladies, there's enough of me to go around. No need to crowd.'

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