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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: US
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Ouuu touche. Alright, next time I'm drunk I'll do it and report back with the results.
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12-21-2012, 03:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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12-21-2012, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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"Because I'm your mother."
Shit. Always get put down like that mang.
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12-21-2012, 03:34 PM
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Hey there hot mama
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Perth, Australia Bringing back 'word'
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Just keep trying dude! tell her something like " I just want you to know I love you, And that I want to be back inside of you like before I was born, Just this time only with my penis"
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It's over simplified, So what! hall of fame. creepy, creepy fame
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12-21-2012, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Dude, that's my mum you're talking graphically and explicitly about. Not cryogenic, man.
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12-21-2012, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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This is the best one in the thread I would, but I have a girlfriend.
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12-21-2012, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Levitown PA and you are now singing Elton John
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Tanglewood's thread was so good. Kept me entertained for days. I would do this but I am a pussy so I'm just gonna watch.
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12-21-2012, 04:41 PM
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"Because I don't want your aids"
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12-21-2012, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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luckily i know somebody perfect to send this to. dead meat in my contacts, hot, don't speak to her anymore, have no relationship with her i can ruin, doesn't go to my college. i will report back when she replies, just sending it to her now.
EDIT: well, shit. 
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12-21-2012, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Well, you know what that means 
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12-21-2012, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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LOL
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12-21-2012, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I live in Missouri. Give her my number.
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12-21-2012, 05:39 PM
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I did this while chilling with a friend to a girl who's a slut, all for the lolz, I wasn't even going to sex her if she said yes. She flipped shit and put it on Instagram. She blurred out my name but damn, she definitely overreacted.
Anyway, idk who to text since I'm basically with a girl, and we've already boned.
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12-21-2012, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Recreational Meth Vehicle
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that i'm a pussy?
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12-21-2012, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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That's why I don't do stuff like this. Pretty much all the chicks where I live would post it on facebook or some crap like that acting like I tried to rape them or something.
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12-21-2012, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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if that happened to me my backup plan would've been to comment with "it was a bet, you drama-whoring fuckhole. i wouldn't touch you with a 10ft pole." if she didn't add your name, then leave it. nobody will know or care. you can get out of anything with prep 
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This happened back in like July. I was acquaintances with the girl Nd I knew she got around. I even told her it was a joke afterward. I saw her once in a Walmart after this occurred and did a complete U-turn Anyway I will try this on someone soon. I must just figure out who since all the girls I'd try it with would find it either funny, or be down.
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12-21-2012, 05:52 PM
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Yea I don't think I'd ever do this lol. It's just too out-of-character for me.
Which would make it funnier, but ehhh.
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12-21-2012, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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It's even worse when they start ganging up on you on facebook. I saw that happen to my brother and he was saying pretty innocent stuff, but these girls were just ripping him a new one. Like wow, take a chill pill, it's just a joke.
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12-21-2012, 06:03 PM
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the ghetto pimpass nigga
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Louth, Ireland
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Just say "Come on mom I've already been in your vagina before".
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