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Old 12-21-2012, 01:58 AM   #1
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Pit sitcom (Pitcom)

Ok, so a group of pitmonkeys get an apartment together. All sorts of television-worthy shenanigans ensue.

Who do you want to see living together and what might their "role" be?

I'm not going to limit it to a certain number because that's stupid.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:00 AM   #2
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This might get good....
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:00 AM   #3
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i steal everyone's stuff and break things because all of you suck.

i also take off my pants and waggle my wiener around any time one of you has female company over.

and if the sink fills with dirty dishes, i smash them all on the ******* floor.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:00 AM   #4
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as long as element shows up it'll be funny
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:01 AM   #5
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I'd be the one the audience liked the best.

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as long as element shows up it'll be funny

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Old 12-21-2012, 02:02 AM   #6
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:02 AM   #7
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Jackal gets a Blackberry, and spends the whole episode complaining about modern technology with Slacker. MH400 builds a box fort, and Jay orders pizza.

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Old 12-21-2012, 02:03 AM   #8
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:03 AM   #9
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honestly, i'd be the Charlie.

but literate.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:04 AM   #10
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:04 AM   #11
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Now I have to write this up.

Jetfuel is the weird son who stays in his room all the time. He calls it a "No Go Zone." Blake is the cool older brother. Crunk likes fat girls.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:09 AM   #12
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:11 AM   #13
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Horsedick gets at least 5 ladies per episode. He's the pimp of the group, obviously.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:14 AM   #14
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Now I have to write this up.

Jetfuel is the weird son who stays in his room all the time. He calls it a "No Go Zone." Blake is the cool older brother. Crunk likes fat girls.

And Blake makes fun of him and calls it the "No Bone Zone" right?
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:15 AM   #15
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due 07 & me are roommates.
we luv to bro out & listen to Jawbreaker & Sleater-Kinney records.
due has a "thing" for me but it is not reciprocated b/c I am into ladies. (I get laid all the time.)
awkward sexual tension ensues.

also jakesmellspoo crashes on our couch & does all that stuff he said he would do.
hilarity ensues.

YAY! but i don't want to sleep on the couch. i wanna only enter the house/apartment through a window and i sleep underneath one of your guys' beds.

i also play the fruit hiding game any time someone buys fresh fruit.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:17 AM   #17
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And Blake makes fun of him and calls it the "No Bone Zone" right?
Absolutely.

But in the pilot Jetfuel is getting bullied and Blake teaches him how to fight. There's a touching moment at then end when they realize they've bonded.
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Now I have to write this up.

Jetfuel is the weird son who stays in his room all the time. He calls it a "No Go Zone." Blake is the cool older brother. Crunk likes fat girls.
this isn't supposed to be a documentary

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Old 12-21-2012, 02:19 AM   #19
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Everybody would be blowing Kensai by episode 10 and nobody would understand why.
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Old 12-21-2012, 02:20 AM   #20
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