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Old 12-20-2012, 04:34 AM   #1
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50 things you will never get for Christmas again
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:35 AM   #2
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Not gonna read it. Just gonna respond a Sega Dreamcast.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:36 AM   #3
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:37 AM   #4
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:38 AM   #5
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:40 AM   #6
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:40 AM   #7
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EDIT: ^WHAT THE ****. I honestly can't tell the difference between people who don't make sense/trolls and bots anymore.

Ok, I actually read it. It's absolutely hysterical how many of those things I did get as Christmas/birthday presents (got a birthday in January so it's all one beautiful blur).


My friend had one of these. Pretty sure we played with it through middle school.


...I'm not surprised I didn't get laid until college.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:42 AM   #8
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just as i thought 'hah i don't miss any of this'

i saw k'nex, lego, city car map and

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pokemon cards ;_;
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:46 AM   #9
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That talkboy.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:46 AM   #10
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Those pokemon cards hit me right in the feels.

And goddammit I want to bop-it now.
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Old 12-20-2012, 04:54 AM   #11
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That talkboy.


I had one. I always wanted after Home Alone.
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal"
"And a happy new year"

Furbies should be on this list, I know they made a comeback but they really shouldn't have.
Also the preschool toy, the wooden board with wires and beads/blocks running along them.
And the Spirograph.
Great list though, I owned so many of those.
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:03 AM   #12
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Apparently he didnt do his homework you can still get gak, razor scooters and a few other things on that list.
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:05 AM   #13
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Don't need them, all the cool stuff I still own.
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:06 AM   #14
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I beat up so many kids to get theses now there is nobody left to beat them up for
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Old 12-20-2012, 05:12 AM   #15
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Pretty sure you can get some of that stuff today.
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:01 AM   #16
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:07 AM   #17
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Oh wow, I remember Hit Clipz.

I never knew this existed though:

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Old 12-20-2012, 06:28 AM   #18
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:39 AM   #19
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I STILL have that laser tag set in my garage
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:41 AM   #20
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Those games with the fish and the car, I used to spend ages on them.
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