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Old 12-24-2012, 08:05 PM   #1
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Goddamn it guys. I'd give my middle nut for this.

https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

Can we start a kickstarter project to get this shit going again in today's day and age?
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:07 PM   #2
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That Gillian Darmody has some really nice knockers, I say.
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:08 PM   #3
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George breaks up w/ his gf (Gretchen Mol) because she's ruining his Netflix suggestions w/ her shows. Newman claims to be part of Anonymous.


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Old 12-24-2012, 08:09 PM   #4
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These alternate plotlines are making me thirsty.
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:11 PM   #5
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Gold Jerry! Gold!
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:11 PM   #6
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:13 PM   #7
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I think its called It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:14 PM   #8
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:15 PM   #9
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George uses Pinterest to try to understand women. Kramer thinks his GPS is trying to kill him. Jerry & Elaine go on a horrific double date.

I can imagine that soooo clearly.

"It's trying to kill me Jerry! That machine wants me dead!"
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:16 PM   #10
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Kramer stockpiles honey when he hears that bees are disappearing, ends up on Hoarders. George tries to become a "hat guy," wears a fedora.


So many of these are perfect.
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:18 PM   #11
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How about this for one?

George gets a work-at-home job, and uses his parent's crappy internet as an excuse to never turn in any work. Jerry finds out a video of him getting heckled has gone viral.
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:27 PM   #12
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What's the deal with no more airline food?
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:30 PM   #13
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I laughed just reading some of these. Can't imagine how hilarious the real thing would be.
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:36 PM   #14
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How about this for one?

George gets a work-at-home job, and uses his parent's crappy internet as an excuse to never turn in any work. Jerry finds out a video of him getting heckled has gone viral.


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Old 12-24-2012, 08:36 PM   #15
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If this ever got produced, I'm buying a boxset
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Old 12-24-2012, 09:08 PM   #16
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"George's Netflix thinks he's gay"

YES!
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Old 12-24-2012, 09:54 PM   #17
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Holy shit, some of those are just gold.

I really want to see this happen!
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Old 12-24-2012, 10:08 PM   #18
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These are gold
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Old 12-24-2012, 10:27 PM   #19
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this would be so awesome
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:22 PM   #20
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What's the deal with bumps?!

Kramer tries to get a degree from an online college. George's bogus eHarmony profile gets him a date with Elaine. Jerry becomes a recluse during the Steam holiday sale.
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