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Old 12-25-2012, 10:52 PM   #1
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The most irritating phrases

In your opinion, what are the most irritating phrases that people commonly say? Is there a phrase that makes you angry just by hearing it? This does not include things like 'necks time', 'frowned a pond' or 'as a pose to'.

For me, "I'll pray for you" and "you'll understand/change your mind when you're older" always get on my nerves like nothing else. I'm not a violent person, but I could throw an infant onto a freeway over those.


Do any common phrases really irritate you?


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Old 12-25-2012, 10:53 PM   #2
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Old 12-25-2012, 10:55 PM   #4
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"I'm not racist but...."



Along this same line, I hate "I have ____ friends".
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Old 12-25-2012, 10:55 PM   #5
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"Could care less."

That is exactly not what OP meant.
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Old 12-25-2012, 10:56 PM   #6
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You know I avoid giving credits to the british whenever possible, but this guy just nails it

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Old 12-25-2012, 10:58 PM   #7
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:00 PM   #8
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Yeah. Especially when it's just "NOT GONNA LIE" at the beginning or end of a sentence.
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:01 PM   #9
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:02 PM   #10
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You know I avoid giving credits to the british whenever possible, but this guy just nails it



Everything he says is invalidated by hating on inflatable hoverforts.

On-topic, whenever someone prefaces what they say with sugar-coating. "You're a really great guy, but...", "I love the way you do X, but...", "It's fine, but..." Just spit out what you damn mean.

I hate putting this down too since I know I do it at least daily.
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:03 PM   #11
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Oh yeah, "no offense", even though I use it sometimes.
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:04 PM   #13
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You know I avoid giving credits to the british whenever possible, but this guy just nails it




It was all good til that eurosexual brought out the 'herbs' shit.

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Old 12-25-2012, 11:05 PM   #14
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It was all good til that eurosexual brought out the 'herbs' shit.

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Show some consistency, Brits, or shove it.


'erbs sounds utterly ******ed though.
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"I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of ______________"

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Old 12-25-2012, 11:06 PM   #16
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It was all good til that eurosexual brought out the 'herbs' shit.

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Show some consistency, Brits, or shove it.

The point is to sound good, not consistent.
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:06 PM   #17
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'erbs sounds utterly ******ed though.



A) Consistency
B) Shove it
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:07 PM   #18
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Oh yeah, "no offense", even though I use it sometimes.
Yeah, whenever I hear it, I immediately take offense to whatever they were saying, because if they didn't mean it as an insult, they wouldn't have to say "no offense."
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'erbs sounds utterly ******ed though.


Except the only people who actually pronounce it "Erbs" instead of "Herbs" are pretentious hipsters in New York and Seattle.
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That is exactly not what OP meant.


Enough people say it that I'm counting it .
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