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Old 12-31-2012, 11:09 PM   #1
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How do we sleep

while our beds are burning?



So what's keeping you up at night, Pit?
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:12 PM   #2
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my raging boner
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:13 PM   #3
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The universe.
There.
Now you know.
Good job.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:13 PM   #4
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my raging boner

Peter Garrett would be pleased.

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Old 12-31-2012, 11:14 PM   #5
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:14 PM   #6
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I can't sleep, cos my bed's on fire.
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wiiiiuuure!
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:16 PM   #7
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1st Question: I think I would wake up if my bed was burning.

2nd Question: I'm not tired yet.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:18 PM   #8
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With the fishes. Easy answer.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:20 PM   #9
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1st Question: I think I would wake up if my bed was burning.

2nd Question: I'm not tired yet.

Peter Garrett does not know that feel.


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With the fishes. Easy answer.

Peter Garrett appreciates this sentiment, however.

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Old 12-31-2012, 11:26 PM   #10
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Can't sleep while this man is staring at me...


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Old 12-31-2012, 11:28 PM   #11
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Not a damn thing. Elvis Presley's doctor sees to that.

He is getting old though. I hear Michael Jackson's old doctor is taking on new patients...
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:29 PM   #12
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Not a damn thing. Elvis Presley's doctor sees to that...

Mate how can you dance when our earth is turning?
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:31 PM   #13
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Mate how can you dance when our earth is turning?


I nail one foot to the floor and then run in a circle...
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:33 PM   #14
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I'm currently reading The Shining, so there's that.

it is the most amazing book I have ever encountered.

but its scurry
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:35 PM   #15
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The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share

It's time.. It's time to sleeeeppp
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:37 PM   #16
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Damn, from hovering I thought the video was going to be of a scientific study in which scientists light people on fire while they sleep.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:45 PM   #17
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On second thought, screw you TS. Now that gods awful song is stuck in my head.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:51 PM   #18
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The second I saw the title I was hoping this would be a Midnight Oil thread.

You please me.
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Old 01-01-2013, 02:10 AM   #20
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I sleep with a pillow in my arms pretending it's that girl I love, or with some girl I ****ed, wishing it was that girl I loved -- Oh God I'm lame.
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