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Old 01-06-2013, 02:25 AM   #1
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Apparently in my lovely city of Memphis, our local Ku Klux Klan chapter is low on members and thanks to their alleged new leadership, they're out on recruiting missions.

They claim they have a "new image" which makes me curious what they're aiming to become. Looks like I have to wait until April to find out.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:26 AM   #2
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i would join just to troll around. i'd suggest going to see Django Unchained with them
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:27 AM   #3
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:29 AM   #4
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didn't realize you lived in memphis. cool beans.

when my dad was a kid i believe he said he biked down to a park where they had a rally. when he found them there i think he threw rocks at them. could be making that last bit up but i believe that's how the story went.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:31 AM   #5
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didn't realize you lived in memphis. cool beans.

when my dad was a kid i believe he said he biked down to a park where they had a rally. when he found them there i think he threw rocks at them. could be making that last bit up but i believe that's how the story went.


Lol, I could join just to fuck with them, but I'm not white, so I can't get farther than the front door.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:34 AM   #6
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why can't they just die?

(i mean both as an organization and as people)
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:36 AM   #7
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why can't they just die?

(i mean both as an organization and as people)


Oh snap, a Tennessee homeboy, which part are you from?
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:36 AM   #8
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I know a few losers who would love to join if they lived there
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:43 AM   #9
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:45 AM   #10
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Oh snap, a Tennessee homeboy, which part are you from?


I'm from memphis.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:46 AM   #11
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I could be their Uncle Ruckus.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:47 AM   #12
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A couple years ago there was a Klan rally 15 minutes away from my town in another town.
Caused quite a stir.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:48 AM   #13
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ya this has been happening for a while... surprised it just got to you
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:50 AM   #14
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I'm from memphis.


Which part?
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:52 AM   #15
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Right now i'm stuck in the suburban wasteland known as collierville but i've been all over.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:55 AM   #16
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Right now i'm stuck in the suburban wasteland known as collierville but i've been all over.


Collierville isn't too terrible, it could be worse, it could be Frayser or some hick town like Mumford.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:57 AM   #17
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Lol, I could join just to fuck with them, but I'm not white, so I can't get farther than the front door.

Nah, I think there are some ethnic KKK members. I'm not sure, though. I guess if you always wear the hood and cloak, you're ok.

Also, I passed one of their rallies in my area once... NC's 100% humidity is not the place I'd want to be covered head-to-toe in cloth.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:59 AM   #18
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I've heard the huge increase in spics has increased kkk membership in the past few years.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:59 AM   #19
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Collierville isn't too terrible, it could be worse, it could be Frayser or some hick town like Mumford.


I always make Collierville sound worse than it is because it's kind of fun to. I'd much rather live here than bum**** fayette county or north MS
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I've heard the huge increase in spics has increased kkk membership in the past few years.

They're truly ruining this once great nation.

And you know who you can thank for that? Obama :/
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