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Old 01-05-2013, 09:25 PM   #1
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I'm sleeping with an onion tonight.

I'm kinda sick, got a bit of a cold, so my mom told me that someone told her that sleeping nest to an onion helps. Somehow.

So now I got an onion cut up in half in a bowl next to me bed.

What's the weirdest thing you've slept with, beside my mother?
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:27 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:29 PM   #3
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:29 PM   #4
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When I was younger I had one of those in-car DVD player screens plugged into it and I played Super Mario RPG while lying in bed.

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Old 01-05-2013, 09:30 PM   #5
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:31 PM   #6
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:32 PM   #7
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I had an onion tied round my belt, which was the style at the time.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:33 PM   #8
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:34 PM   #9
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I had an onion tied round my belt, which was the style at the time.

At the time?


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Old 01-05-2013, 09:36 PM   #10
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Yeah OP your mom is playing a trick on you.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:37 PM   #11
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:42 PM   #12
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I've heard people say that too. It makes no sense to me, at all.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:44 PM   #13
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OROGERS are like onions trheyu have laywer s

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Old 01-05-2013, 09:45 PM   #14
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sometimes when i'm chewing gum in bed i'm too comfortable to get up and throw it out so i just stick it on my nuts (pretty much the best spot if you actually think about it)
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:45 PM   #15
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OROGERS are like onions trheyu have laywer s




wut?
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:47 PM   #16
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wut?

>Using a public restroom in the bad part of town
>Really bad diarrhea
>Someone comes in tries to open the door of the stall I'm in, I say it's occupied
>See a big brown eye stare in at me through the crack of the door
>He says nothing and I can hear him walking back to the bathroom door
>To my horror I hear sounds of the door locking as the smell of onions begins to fill the air, shortly followed by the light switch being turned off
>The last thing I remember hearing is "Don't worry, this will be ogre soon."
>Wake up in an dumpster in another part of town with no pants, a prolapsed anus, and a fractured pelvis
>Doctors said I was lucky to be alive; police never found out who was responsible

MORAKL of the stoory : OP dont sleep with a onioni
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:47 PM   #17
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I think I've accidentally slept on a hangar once.
And my wallet.
And jacket.
And my backpack.

Other than that, nothing.
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Old 01-05-2013, 09:48 PM   #18
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nihari is used as a cure for a common cold you should just eat some of that

during finals and midterms and such i occasionally end up just passing out in the middle of all of my work, since i do all my studying in my bed
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:01 PM   #19
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Every time jetfuel posts, I find myself mesmerized by his avatar rather than reading his post. Is that normal?
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:02 PM   #20
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Every time jetfuel posts, I find myself mesmerized by his avatar rather than reading his post. Is that normal?

no

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