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Old 01-05-2013, 10:02 PM   #21
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I've slept with.............my pillow. So embarrassing
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:07 PM   #22
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:09 PM   #23
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You're going to reek in the morning.

I doubt that is different from any other morning of his.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:10 PM   #24
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I thought an onion was a layered woman that stinks and makes people cry?
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:13 PM   #25
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1. onion 580 up, 164 down

an ounce of cocaine
"takin' orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is an onion" R.I.P. BIG-L


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Old 01-05-2013, 10:15 PM   #26
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:23 PM   #27
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Apparently all the bacteria and stuff are like "fuck staying on this human, there's an onion we can decimate!". So the onion takes one for the team.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:24 PM   #28
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for a school band trip i had to sleep with another guy

but we wore pyjamas and put pillows between each other and shit because bro code
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:25 PM   #29
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A Thai girl. If you're not careful, you'll find out that maybe they are Thai, but they might not be a girl. Luckily she was a girl. Seriously though in Thailand they have a lot of crossdressers.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:25 PM   #30
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piss off shred you know she's a girl
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for a school band trip i had to sleep with another guy

but we wore pyjamas and put pillows between each other and shit because bro code
how would you cuddle up if you had pillows between each other
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:27 PM   #31
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how would you cuddle up if you had pillows between each other


trust me the room was hot enough

don't need no more body heat

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Old 01-05-2013, 10:35 PM   #32
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When I was younger I had one of those in-car DVD player screens plugged into it and I played Super Mario RPG while lying in bed.

EDIT: Apparently this thread is for sexy jokes... Awkward...


Its ok I slept with my Joystick once...
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:40 PM   #33
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:45 PM   #34
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I once slept with a...

Actually I'd rather not say. It wasn't a pretty site anyways.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:49 PM   #35
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:14 PM   #36
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I doubt that is different from any other morning of his.


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Old 01-05-2013, 11:19 PM   #37
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:21 PM   #38
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Done this, in her parents' bed. She wants to in their shower, too.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:30 PM   #39
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>Using a public restroom in the bad part of town
>Really bad diarrhea
>Someone comes in tries to open the door of the stall I'm in, I say it's occupied
>See a big brown eye stare in at me through the crack of the door
>He says nothing and I can hear him walking back to the bathroom door
>To my horror I hear sounds of the door locking as the smell of onions begins to fill the air, shortly followed by the light switch being turned off
>The last thing I remember hearing is "Don't worry, this will be ogre soon."
>Wake up in an dumpster in another part of town with no pants, a prolapsed anus, and a fractured pelvis
>Doctors said I was lucky to be alive; police never found out who was responsible

MORAKL of the stoory : OP dont sleep with a onioni

wait wat
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:33 PM   #40
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My gameboy under my pillow when I was little.


This. I left some pokemans at the daycare center and kept my Gameboy on during the night. I remember it didn't work as well as i hoped it would but i don't remember exactly what pokemon i left there or how much xp they gained.
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