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Old 01-05-2013, 10:20 PM   #1
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@DadBoner (AKA Karl Welzein)

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Who's seen this Twitter page? I think it's hilarious.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:21 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:22 PM   #3
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Eh. Read about 4 or 5. It didn't strike me as funny. But maybe that's just me.

Edit: ^ I found that more funny.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:23 PM   #4
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That wasn't funny... :/


I don't really think we need threads for every funny twitter page.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:23 PM   #5
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Eh. Read about 4 or 5. It didn't strike me as funny. But maybe that's just me.


It's definitely something you need to keep following. Little stories unfold.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:24 PM   #6
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I don't really think we need threads for every funny twitter page.


I agree, but we need one for THIS Twitter page.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:24 PM   #7
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It's definitely something you need to keep following. Little stories unfold.

Yeah I've been following him for a while and I think he's great.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:25 PM   #8
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It's definitely something you need to keep following. Little stories unfold.

I also refuse to make a Twitter. I don't support any more social networks.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:26 PM   #9
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I also refuse to make a Twitter. I don't support any more social networks.

It's not a social network if you don't follow anyone you know.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:26 PM   #10
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"With some help from the Big Man, if I crank up my bad boy swag, and focus my carnal vibes, 2013 could be the year to crush everyone's face."

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Old 01-05-2013, 10:29 PM   #11
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It's not a social network if you don't follow anyone you know.

Eh? It doesn't matter how you use it. The service will always be a social network.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:32 PM   #12
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Eh? It doesn't matter how you use it. The service will always be a social network.

tbh I don't really care if you want to feel like you're being cool and making difference by not having one, so sure, you got it champ.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:33 PM   #13
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Was not at all funny. Just some guy talking about "chillin", weed, and booze.
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:34 PM   #14
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It's not a social network if you don't follow anyone you know.

Yeah,your replies are always different
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:35 PM   #15
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:35 PM   #16
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:36 PM   #17
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tbh I don't really care if you want to feel like you're being cool and making difference by not having one, so sure, you got it champ.

The hell? I didn't say that at all. But whatever floats your boat I guess.
The only reason I'm not joining any other social networks is because I feel I don't need any more. I guess you could say I'm satisfied with where I'm at.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:03 PM   #18
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1.Make fake Twitter account
2.Post it on a forum and pretend it's not your own
3.?????
4.Profit
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:06 PM   #19
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1.Make fake Twitter account
2.Post it on a forum and pretend it's not your own
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4.Profit

This account is pretty well known on the internet. It's just to cerebral for all the people on here.
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:08 PM   #20
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It's just to cerebral for all the people on here.


Yeah, that's what it is.
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