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Old 01-06-2013, 07:36 PM   #1
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Worst thing you've ever smelled

What's the worst thing you've ever smelled?

A couple years ago, one of my dogs had diarrhea. My other dog walked over to the pool of feces, sniffed it, and threw up into it, creating a putrid stew of vomitshit.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:37 PM   #2
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:37 PM   #3
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:37 PM   #4
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:39 PM   #5
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The mixture of fish, ham, olives and salami that someone had on his pizza today. I hate all and alnost threw up
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:40 PM   #6
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:41 PM   #7
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:42 PM   #8
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The mixture of fish, ham, olives and salami that someone had on his pizza today. I hate all and alnost threw up


You hate salami?

The fuck is wrong with you.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:43 PM   #9
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Your mother's vomitshit
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:43 PM   #10
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You hate salami?

The fuck is wrong with you.

I prefer my food to be tasty.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:47 PM   #11
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A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:50 PM   #12
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:54 PM   #13
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:55 PM   #14
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:56 PM   #15
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Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:58 PM   #16
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My semen smells like lovely.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:58 PM   #17
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:58 PM   #18
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A train car in the subway that one homeless person most likely used as their bathroom for the past week or something.

Every single person that walked into that car walked back out or switched cars at the next stop, it was just that lone smelly hobo.

Either it's a small world or this just happens in the city a lot.

I'm guessing the latter.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:59 PM   #19
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My friend's dog's breath, I was playing with him when all of a sudden he breathed deep in my face, it was so ****ing awful that I felt nausated for like 8 hours or so.
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:59 PM   #20
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Sperm. Even with proper diet...idk how women can even get it in their mouths..
There are far worse smells... you probably have Bum AIDs.
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