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Old 01-06-2013, 08:19 PM   #21
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I used to work on aircraft. When we brought the aircraft in for big inspections we used to have to rip up the flooring around the galley/lav. It smelled like a mix of puke, diarrhea, piss, rotten milk and stale coffee, mainly because that's what it was. Added to that was the fact that the environment was like a 100 degree pressure cooker and it hung around for a few days.

That was always good at 7am.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:20 PM   #22
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Ladybugs... It's probably the one smell that I need to get away from if I smell it. Anything else I can just get over, but not ladybugs. And my house is always full of them this time of year.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:20 PM   #23
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My bellybutton lint.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:21 PM   #24
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My mom works at a nursing home and says the smell of death is the absolute worst when a patient dies.

As for me, vomit and those porta potties.
Oh, and tuna.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:21 PM   #25
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:23 PM   #26
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A dirt pipe milkshake is a pretty disgusting smell and flavor, I learned that the hard way when I decided to eat out a girl's asshole after I blew my load in it.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:23 PM   #27
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My bellybutton lint.

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also i had a cat with terrible breath and for some reason she only liked me. i wanted to brush her teeth but didn't know how
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:24 PM   #28
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Rotting flesh.

Putrid. Rancid. Rank.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:25 PM   #29
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I had to extract a piano from a rather small house a few years back. The previous owner was pretty much dictionary definition of crazy cat lady, she had something like 25-30 cats and 5 dogs on a very small surface. She wasn't much on tidying and keeping clean and the cats and dogs just went freely about things. The place smelled intensely of cat pee and other things. I had to spray deodorant into a scarf and wear it over my nose, but even after that I still felt strong cat smells.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:25 PM   #30
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:25 PM   #31
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Also, Nate.

Update OP.

It wasn't vomitshit.

It was vomshit.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:28 PM   #32
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this one guy's belly button. it smells like... shit and sweat and just putrid shit, i dunno it's weird, but it smells awful. he's pretty hygienic otherwise so yeah, it's weird.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:28 PM   #33
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Also, Nate.

Update OP.

It wasn't vomitshit.

It was vomshit.


I made it vomitshit for a reason
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:30 PM   #35
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My old drummer's dog's shit. The thing was the size of a horse and the yard was covered in it at the time. One of us stepped on a fresh mine to find an explosion of bad, bad smells. We all almost vomited.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:31 PM   #36
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This one girl on the bus smelled really bad.

She sat right in front of me and it was horrible.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:33 PM   #37
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this one guy's belly button. it smells like... shit and sweat and just putrid shit, i dunno it's weird, but it smells awful. he's pretty hygienic otherwise so yeah, it's weird.

Why do you go around smelling people's belly button?
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:34 PM   #38
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Why do you go around smelling people's belly button?

sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:36 PM   #39
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sometimes you're in a situation where people's belly buttons are right next to your face. nbd.

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Old 01-06-2013, 08:37 PM   #40
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this one time ages we had to stay at a distant relatives house, and his son had learning difficulties (my age, 16) but he was in bed when we got there so i didnt meet him before i went to bed, and in the morning (literally woke up about 40sec prior) i let him first down the stairway corridor, but he'd shit himself, and was walking really slowly, and i had to walk behind him as he stunk of shit, for what seemed like forever.
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