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Old 01-06-2013, 08:37 PM   #41
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I used to work on aircraft. When we brought the aircraft in for big inspections we used to have to rip up the flooring around the galley/lav. It smelled like a mix of puke, diarrhea, piss, rotten milk and stale coffee, mainly because that's what it was. Added to that was the fact that the environment was like a 100 degree pressure cooker and it hung around for a few days.

That was always good at 7am.

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Old 01-06-2013, 08:38 PM   #42
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:09 PM   #43
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When I worked in a warehouse, this truck drivers b.o. was the definition of offensive. It literally had me in tears.
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:53 PM   #44
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went inside a battery hen shed, it was like caustic and nose bleedingly bad
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:07 AM   #45
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I used to work on a forge. Occassionaly I had to clean out the forge and remove something that is called a 'clinker', which is a buildup of melted iron/steel, coke and slag that sits in the bottom of the forge and will eventualy block off the forge's airways. This is done by lighting the forge, getting it up to partial heat and crowbaring it out while it's pliable. This is what it looks like when it's cooled and set solid.



The fumes that come off the clinker once it's removed and is still hot are pretty much unbarable, it stinks very strongly of sulfur, try to breath it in and it feels like it's burning your lungs and it actualy physically hurts, so removing it was always done with one's breath held. A freshly removed hot forge clinker is by far the worst thing I've ever smelled.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:14 AM   #46
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1. French cheese shop. Oh my god.
2. I remember leaving a banana in my bag over the school holidays as a kid and when I next opened my bag it was all rotted and it smelled like someone died in my bag.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:25 AM   #47
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:30 AM   #48
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:48 AM   #49
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:57 AM   #50
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:59 AM   #51
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:23 AM   #52
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Going with the classic dogshit smell here.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:57 AM   #53
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:27 AM   #54
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:28 AM   #55
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I work in a deli, so it would be when we deep clean the fryers, and fill the vats of old oil, with bubbling hot oil, filling the area with a raunchy smell from hell
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:18 AM   #56
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Honestly?

Toast.

Like bread toast.

I've actually been sick from the smell of toast. Not any funny, moldy, infected toast. Just regular bread-exposed-to-high-temperature toast. I cannot handle the smell of toast.
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:50 AM   #57
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Oh this, it's unbareable. I once did a survey on a brewery and on top of it being sweltering, it stunk too.
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:52 AM   #58
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Rotting flesh.

Putrid. Rancid. Rank.

Rotting fish particularly. Absolutely horrible.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:32 AM   #59
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I was walking with a group of friends along the highway once, and this big, dead, swollen raccoon happened to burst right before we got to it. The skin didn't pop or anything, but you could hear a fizzing sound and see the body deflating. That was the single worst smell ever.

It was so bad that it made my stomach just tie up and die. I thought I was dying. It was that bad.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:38 AM   #60
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We were dissecting rats in high school for some biology class. One thing to remember is never injure the colon because it's gonna smell like death drenched in faeces. Of course one guy did and we had to evacuate the room

It was disgusting.

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Toast.

Like bread toast.

I've actually been sick from the smell of toast. Not any funny, moldy, infected toast. Just regular bread-exposed-to-high-temperature toast. I cannot handle the smell of toast.

I guess your sense of smell is... toast...
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