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Old 01-07-2013, 11:39 AM   #61
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Honestly?

Toast.

Like bread toast.

I've actually been sick from the smell of toast. Not any funny, moldy, infected toast. Just regular bread-exposed-to-high-temperature toast. I cannot handle the smell of toast.

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It's not the worst I've ever smelt but it definately makes me nauseous.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:12 PM   #62
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:22 PM   #63
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I work at Fed Ex. The other day, we were unloading a truck. One of the boxes (we assume) was leaking something that smelled like a mixture of wet dog food and cat piss.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:24 PM   #64
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Honestly?

Toast.

Like bread toast.

I've actually been sick from the smell of toast. Not any funny, moldy, infected toast. Just regular bread-exposed-to-high-temperature toast. I cannot handle the smell of toast.
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It's not the worst I've ever smelt but it definately makes me nauseous.

You guys are bad people.


OT: Rancid horchata. It's a mexican rice-drink thing and it smells 1000x worse than spoiled milk when it goes bad.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:30 PM   #65
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One time the drain out from the ******* that is outside was blocked and overflowing water into the garden. It was clogged full of about at least decade worth of our grease and other crap in addition to whatever the (very old) previous owners let build up. It went unnoticed until then because it's a quite a large drain compared to the ******* outflow.

Anyway, I decided to ram my hand right in there and start dragging things out rather than call a plumber and get ripped off. Managed to reach just past my elbow before a pipe turn made it uncomfortable. There was just mounds and mounds of this pale/yellow/gray greasy muck everywhere. I had to take two showers in a row to get the smell off. I forget what it exactly smelled like, but ever since I make sure anything oily going down the ******* sink is accompanied by a lot of hot water and soap.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:30 PM   #66
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Dunno really.

I'm really not a big fan of the "I've had about 5 wanks between now and my last shower" smell.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:09 PM   #67
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:15 PM   #68
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I'm a nurse. Worst thing I smelled might be the shit of a patient with a Chlostridium Difficile bowel infection.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:19 PM   #69
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Between where I live and where I used to work is a glue factory where they make traditional glue from animal bones and the like, was always a lovely smell in the middle of Summer: stunk to high heaven and I had no air con, so the choice was sweating into the clothes I was going to be serving food in all day or borderline throwing up. Sadly, I pretty much had to choose the latter every time.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:22 PM   #70
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A man I used to work for had a horse die, and I had to bury it. after sitting in the sun all day, that has got to be one of the worst smells.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:23 PM   #71
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I'm a nurse. Worst thing I smelled might be the shit of a patient with a Chlostridium Difficile bowel infection.

But you're a boy.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:25 PM   #72
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I worked at a company that sells various companies' insurances, and you'd be surprised how many people smelled terrible. As soon as single guys give up on finding women when they're middle age, they smell gnarly. Seriously.

Most people weren't like that, obviously. But once every couple weeks someone that came in.... my god. I seriously had to go into the back room to breathe normally once.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:29 PM   #73
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But you're a boy.
Indeed. Males can be nurses too, although it's kinda rare.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:29 PM   #74
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1. This one time, when I was in like 5th grade, we went on an overnight school trip to DC. While we were touring the various sites, we had our backpacks and such with us, it started to rain really hard. In my backpack I had some snack stuff (I distinctly remember there being some Gatorade and some kind of fruit-flavored candy, like Starbursts or Skittles or something, in addition to general granola-bar-type stuff), and for some reason, when the hard rain soaked everything, it gave my backpack this disgusting, sickly sweet smell. It was awful.
2. Nursing homes.
3. Wet dog food or cat food.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:35 PM   #75
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Indeed. Males can be nurses too, although it's kinda rare.



Just pulling your leg man.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:38 PM   #76
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My grandpa was a Navy nurse (about as gay is it sounds) for WWII. He wasn't actually gay, though. In fact I'd call him the pinnacle of a man, and not just because he was my grandpa.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:39 PM   #77
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My grandpa was a Navy nurse (about as gay is it sounds) for WWII. He wasn't actually gay, though. In fact I'd call him the pinnacle of a man, and not just because he was my grandpa.


>Navy nurse
> Wasn't gay

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Old 01-07-2013, 05:40 PM   #78
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lol

Well he never appeared gay. I suppose I can't prove it 100%.

Even if he was, he was still quite the manly man.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:41 PM   #79
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lol

Well he never appeared gay. I suppose I can't prove it 100%.

Even if he was, he was still quite the manly man.


He touched you, didn't he.
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