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Old 01-07-2013, 05:22 PM   #21
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:22 PM   #22
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I JUST saw that movie for the first time, on new years.


One of my favorites. What did you think?
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:26 PM   #23
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:26 PM   #24
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One of my favorites. What did you think?

For being the first of its kind? Amazing. Incredible. All of the above.

Only thing I didn't like was the predator's face, which looked like a rotten, infected vagina.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:27 PM   #25
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:20 PM   #26
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:24 PM   #27
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So there was a blind man, right? And he was spillin his way down the street, right? With his stick right? Well, he wanders past a fish market, takes a deep breath, and says 'Mornin ladieesss.


Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need

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Old 01-07-2013, 06:27 PM   #28
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Why waste the time telling TS a joke about vaginas? He'll never get it
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:28 PM   #29
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:30 PM   #30
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Gypsy isn't an offensive term. Shut up. Pikey is, but nobody likes pikeys because they're dicks.

I remember Brad Pitt played one of them in the movie... Snatch.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:35 PM   #31
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:38 PM   #32
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:26 PM   #33
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There is this really small town near my hometown named Colon (which has actually been dubbed the Magic Capital of the World, believe it or not, you can Google it), and it has a reputation for slutty girls and has had it for a long time. My dad told me this number:

"How do you know the Colon head cheerleader from the others? When they do the splits, look for the one with the most rings falling out of their skirts"
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:44 PM   #34
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:33 PM   #35
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What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash and re-sell her crack.


Yeah, not strictly a joke just about a vagina, I don't care
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:41 PM   #36
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:44 PM   #37
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Gypsy isn't an offensive term. Shut up. Pikey is, but nobody likes pikeys because they're dicks.

I think it kind of is. Or at least, it's one travellers take offence to whether rightly or wrongly. It also doesn't describe half of the travellers you're likely to meet since it refers to the romani people, when most travellers in the UK are Irish.

EDIT: Should probably have a vagina joke.

*time has elapsed*

So I tried to come up with one for about 5 minutes and couldn't get anywhere but I'm sure there's one to be had about how people say pussy is like a pie, and the punchline would have something to do with the crust.
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:01 PM   #38
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A girl goes out and gets a tattoo of former president Bush on one thigh and the other former president Bush, his son, on the other side. She gets home and asks her boyfriend if he can tell which is which.

He peers at them closely and says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure who the other two are but the one in the middle with the long beard and bad breath... that one's Willie Nelson!"
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