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Old 01-08-2013, 07:39 AM   #41
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A friend of mine was telling me that he had recently decided not to confront a drunk who accosted his wife in the pub saying that he would like to fill her vagina with lager, drink it all, and have sex with her because, as he said, "Anyone who can drink 18 pints and still be capable of having sex is a hero in my book."
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:59 AM   #42
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So there was a blind man, right? And he was spillin his way down the street, right? With his stick right? Well, he wanders past a fish market, takes a deep breath, and says 'Mornin ladieesss.

Spillin his way down the street? You mean feelin? Afroman
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:14 AM   #43
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A friend of mine was telling me that he had recently decided not to confront a drunk who accosted his wife in the pub saying that he would like to fill her vagina with lager, drink it all, and have sex with her because, as he said, "Anyone who can drink 18 pints and still be capable of having sex is a hero in my book."


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