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Old 01-07-2013, 09:19 PM   #1
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Strange things you do that you assume everyone else does.

I just dropped my guts under the covers then sniffed it. Does anyone else do this?
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:20 PM   #2
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:21 PM   #3
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:22 PM   #4
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Shave after shower.


I made a thread on this. The majority said shit, shower, shave was the only correct order.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1579921
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:22 PM   #5
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Squeeze your own nipple from time to time

Wish that there was a HD option on Redtube like Youtube. Full screen can be a biatch on even the best filmed scenes, let alone some amateur stuff.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:24 PM   #6
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I made a thread on this. The majority said shit, shower, shave was the only correct order.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1579921

hmm, good. The world's in order.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:25 PM   #7
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:27 PM   #8
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Wish that there was a HD option on Redtube like Youtube. Full screen can be a biatch on even the best filmed scenes, let alone some amateur stuff.

This man knows.

Also, my hand is down my pants all the time. Not jerking off, just like there, you know? I think I'm not alone but it's hard to say.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:30 PM   #9
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Squeeze your own nipple from time to time

Wish that there was a HD option on Redtube like Youtube. Full screen can be a biatch on even the best filmed scenes, let alone some amateur stuff.

Don't they make you pay for HD?
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:30 PM   #10
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But seriously, running upstairs on all fours.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:30 PM   #11
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after i take a shit i nearly always check it out. Just curious
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:30 PM   #12
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That is the definition of squalor. At that point it's not worth watching.

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This man knows. Also, my hand is down my pants all the time. Not jerking off, just like there, you know? I think I'm not alone but it's hard to say.
Of course you're bloody not. Always nice to give it a little roll around.

I think everyone's fecked about with their foreskin for a pretty decent amount of time. I don't know what Jews do when they're bored.

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Oh maybe they do but come on, who's paying for it?

Also running up stairs on all fours was something I use to do literally every time until the age of about 14 I think. For some reason I just stopped. Me and my brother use to race and my mum would have us at the bottom and shout

"CONTENDER'S READY!!!" like it was the show Gladiators. Good times.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:30 PM   #13
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Also, my hand is down my pants all the time. Not jerking off, just like there, you know? I think I'm not alone but it's hard to say.

Yeah. Basically, I touch myself at night.

Slowly eating the insides of your mouth, anybody? Like, the insides of your lips? I forget its name.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:31 PM   #14
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I think everyone's fecked about with their foreskin for a pretty decent amount of time. I don't know what Jews do when they're bored.


And Americans, remember.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:31 PM   #15
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But seriously, running upstairs on all fours.

Someone give this man a blow job.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:32 PM   #16
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:33 PM   #17
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Wish that there was a HD option on Redtube like Youtube. Full screen can be a biatch on even the best filmed scenes, let alone some amateur stuff.


There's a site that has that option.... for free too
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:33 PM   #18
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I think everyone's fecked about with their foreskin for a pretty decent amount of time. I don't know what Jews do when they're bored.


Invent socialism, discover the fundamental laws of nature and study the human brain on a level that has never before been done; oh the things you can do when you don't have a foreskin to fiddle with.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:34 PM   #19
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:36 PM   #20
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There's a site that has that option.... for free too

Is it a Hub of some kind?

I've always been pretty faithful to my Redtube though, the web design is just better than everywhere else I think.

Also, things I know everyone else does:

-Try not to watch the same porno twice

-Only have about 10 or so professional actresses you'll watch and if you can't find anything new by them, resort to some amateur or one of the popular channels. But you'll always look for them first.

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You forgot about being the funniest race of people on Earth. Although I'm not sure who you're attributing the laws of nature to but I'm sure I'm having a brain fart.
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