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Old 01-07-2013, 05:03 PM   #1
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Vagina Jokes

Because we don't know any better.

How do vaginas like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-sy!


Sorry, I know that joke was a bit of a stretch.
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HhOLLY SUCKC **** LMFAOO

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Old 01-07-2013, 05:05 PM   #2
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What do you get when a cat falls in water?

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A wet pussy













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Old 01-07-2013, 05:06 PM   #3
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I went to a gypsy, who was on her period, to get my fortune told. She had me stick my hand up her vagina to get the palm red.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:06 PM   #4
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:06 PM   #5
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Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:07 PM   #6
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So there was a blind man, right? And he was spillin his way down the street, right? With his stick right? Well, he wanders past a fish market, takes a deep breath, and says 'Mornin ladieesss.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:09 PM   #7
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this thread seems a bit fishy.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:10 PM   #8
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I went to a gypsy, who was on her period, to get my fortune told. She had me stick my hand up her vagina to get the palm red.

Gypsy is an offensive term you cunt
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:11 PM   #9
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I cunt take these offensive jokes
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:12 PM   #10
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Oh I got this story!
This woman the other day said "stick your finger in my pussy!" so I did.
She then said "Now put both hands in!" so I did.
She then said "Go deeper! Go up to your wrists!" so I did.
She then said "go up to your lower arms!" so I did.
She then said "go up to your elbows!" so I did.
She then said "go up to your shoulders!" so I did.
She finally said "Okay! Clap!"
I tried and I tried, but I just couldn't separate my hands. I gave up and said "I can't clap."


She looked at me and said "Tight, isn't it?"
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:12 PM   #11
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Ovary is spelled with an "a".
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:15 PM   #12
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Vagina jokes are never funny. Period.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:16 PM   #13
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Ovary is spelled with an "a".



Oops. Good catch
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:16 PM   #14
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:17 PM   #15
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Oops. Good catch

Twat are you talking about? Of vulva things I could've missed...
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:17 PM   #16
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Gypsy is an offensive term you cunt

Then I better not make any jokes about it. I'm not so good at taking poundings.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:19 PM   #17
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Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."
She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
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I JUST saw that movie for the first time, on new years.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:19 PM   #18
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Gypsy isn't an offensive term. Shut up. Pikey is, but nobody likes pikeys because they're dicks.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:20 PM   #19
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So there was a blind man, right? And he was spillin his way down the street, right? With his stick right? Well, he wanders past a fish market, takes a deep breath, and says 'Mornin ladieesss.




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Old 01-07-2013, 05:20 PM   #20
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I cant cunt how many times I've heard vagina jokes.
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