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Old 01-25-2013, 08:08 PM   #1
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We're all on a desert island.

What happens? Does the Pit end up in a Lord Of The Flies-like tribe or in total anomie? Who will be the leader and who will attempt regicide in order to gain leadership? Do we eat the weaklings? Who will build the beautiful huts with running water, toilet facilities and a two-story patio? Which pagan rituals will we practice and will they involve virgin sacrifice (we won't run out of those anytime soon olololol)? Will we have riveting campfire stories on behalf of the metalheads about how one band is progressive blackened post-sludge doom jazzcore with country influence? Will I be solely and fully responsible for recreating society with the scarce females?

What roles would each user take?
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:12 PM   #2
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We'd all be those guys that don't talk to each other cuz we're too scurred.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:17 PM   #3
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We'd die from lack of internet.

*edit: And Super-AIDS.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:18 PM   #4
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I would eat all of you.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:18 PM   #5
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:28 PM   #6
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I would rule you all because I possess the one ring.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:30 PM   #7
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The NHL thread would reign supreme because we aren't soft little fags like the rest of you.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:31 PM   #8
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:31 PM   #9
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We wouldn't devolve into LotF type chaos, no. There'll be around 15 people arguing about which trees to cut down for firewood, for two weeks they wouldn't be able to agree on how we should ration the remaining food and supplies, which shouldn't matter because we've only got 6 bags of cheetos and a bottle of mt dew. Four obese men will be following a woman all "why won't you take my jacket it's warm". One person will be literally masturbating shamelessly next to a large stone because he can't take not having privacy anymore. Everyone will be complaining about the lack of plumbing and saying 'toilet paper' can result in about 54 simultaneous nervous breakdowns.

About 19 people will go around drawing shit in the sand and calling tree leaves and crabs "kawaii". There'll be one kid attempting to build a fire, trying to remember how he learned to do it in camp. Around him will be 6 grown men rolling their eyes, groaning and nodding disapprovingly because they're the mature ones.

swag swag basedgod swag (this receives an extremely mixed reaction).

One person will literally drown on the shore because of a prank involving tying his shoelace. 79 people will have called it a dangerous, insensitive prank. 66 people will say that it was innocent but led to unfortunate circumstances. Around 90 others will walk around the dead body yelling "what a knob".

Someone will resort to autocannibalism. We'll spend a few days talking about the existential can of worms this has opened.

By then the penis jokes will have gotten tiring, we'll all resort to their classier cousin, fart jokes. Suicides will happen, someone will call it cowardice, and we spend the rest of our time on the island arguing about it.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:32 PM   #10
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:35 PM   #11
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I'll be the lovable drunkard.

...Until the booze runs out. Then I'll just be the guy sitting there, gazing at the beautiful ocean within the sunset sky... pondering what my life would be like if I had more booze.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:36 PM   #12
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I'd make a friend out of some twigs and a coconut, with whom I will discuss topics ranging from Jean-Paul Satre to jazz funk.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:37 PM   #13
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I'll be the lovable drunkard.

...Until the booze runs out. Then I'll just be the guy sitting there, gazing at the beautiful ocean within the sunset sky... pondering what my life would be like if I had more booze.


And I'd be your partner in crime, fruitlessly attempting to make fermented alcohol from bird shite.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:40 PM   #14
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And I'd be your partner in crime, fruitlessly attempting to make fermented alcohol from bird shite.

God speed, good sir.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:43 PM   #15
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I'd own all o' you cos I'm the only one with weed.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:44 PM   #16
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I'd own all o' you cos I'm the only one with weed.


All hail island President, when does rationing start?

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EDIT: Wait, no, leaving stoned President in charge of food would be disastrous.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:46 PM   #17
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I'd own all o' you cos I'm the only one with weed.

Good thing your shitty weed is full of seeds, because I'll kill you, take it, and grow us a mighty field of green. Hells yeah.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:47 PM   #18
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I have a lot of money. I would rescue everyone in my private jet. Problem solved. Thank you.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:51 PM   #19
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Good thing your shitty weed is full of seeds, because I'll kill you, take it, and grow us a mighty field of green. Hells yeah.

Everyone knows that drug dealers sell weed with lots of seeds to get their customers interested in botany and plant morphology.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:52 PM   #20
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I have a lot of money. I would rescue everyone in my private jet. Problem solved. Thank you.

And how would you know where the island is?
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