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Old 01-08-2013, 08:51 PM   #1
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Unhappy Just come out of surgery..

Woke up in agony this morning, turns out I had a pretty nasty abscess in my perenniam(sp?).
Just had it cut out and now I've been admitted to a ward. Safe to say it's been a pretty traumatic day

Cheer me up please guys.
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:52 PM   #2
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:54 PM   #3
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:54 PM   #4
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im eating a tomato and milk at the same time and my stomach feels fuzzy

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Old 01-08-2013, 08:58 PM   #5
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:21 PM   #7
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I tried Googling "perenniam" but it's just bring up picture of perennial plants. If it's what I think it is, it's probably for the best.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:22 PM   #8
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he means his gooch.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:22 PM   #9
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:23 PM   #10
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I suspected as much. Thank god it was so badly spelt that Google didn't "did you mean...?" it.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:29 PM   #11
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:49 PM   #12
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:57 PM   #13
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You had an abscess on your taint?
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:00 PM   #14
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:02 PM   #15
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What part of the body is the perenniam?

*googles*

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You are a brave man. The worst is behind you now. Probably. If it isn't, ask for morphine.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:04 PM   #16
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What part of the body is the perenniam?

*googles*

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You are a brave man. The worst is behind you now. Probably. If it isn't, ask for morphine.


That's not brave at all. It's not like he had the option to avoid the pain.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:04 PM   #17
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It is gonna hurt when you poop lol.
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:51 PM   #18
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:00 AM   #19
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Sorry to hear that man, abscesses ain't fun. I had one an inch or two above my junk this past summer and had to get it lanced and all that noise. But man, to have one on your taint...I hope they're giving you good meds.


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Old 01-09-2013, 01:18 AM   #20
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I've had a tube shoved up my dick twice.

Get some vicodin, or hell tell them you want something that makes it not such a bitch to endure, that's why that kind of medicine is there to begin with.

If they didn't give it to me I'd just drink to help me deal.
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