Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 01-09-2013, 07:38 AM   #21
jambi_mantra
Is actually English
 
jambi_mantra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote:
Originally Posted by metacarpi
Ready for some proof?

[img]http://charactergrades.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Season_4_-_Walt.jpg[/ig]

BOOM

Insant female frothiness.



Probably from an OD with all dem drugs he's pushing
__________________
MELBOURNE UNI GRIDIRON CLUB 2014 SEASON
ROYALS 0-3
LIONS 0-3-1


Gridion Newsletter: http://issuu.com/mugc/docs/mugc_new...r_edition_three
jambi_mantra is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 07:57 AM   #22
Jack Off Jill
Is Voting MakinLattes.
 
Jack Off Jill's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Elmo's World.
Use a ton of pomade and give yourself a pompadour.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
Jack Off Jill is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 08:19 AM   #23
RetroGunslinger
Registered User
 
RetroGunslinger's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Butt Rayge
Don't be ridiculous. You don't have to cut your hair for McDonalds, of all places. If you're set on this job (which you really shouldn't be) just get a bloody hairband.

It does look long enough to tie back anyway. Try it like this if the whole lot wont go:



Im pretty sure I've seen nords in skyrim with that haircut
__________________
My Gear:
BC Rich Gunslinger Retro Blade
Vintage V100 Paradise + SD Alnico Pro Slash APH-2's
1963 Burns Short Scale Jazz Guitar
Dean Performer Florentine
Bugera 6260
Orange Micro Terror + cab
Digitech Bad Monkey
Zoom G2G
RetroGunslinger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:04 AM   #24
captainsnazz
#Cool&#Nice
 
captainsnazz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: yorkshire
Quote:
Originally Posted by GaryBillington
All the places I ever worked back when I had long hair never had a problem with it. If there are girls there who wear a hair net, then they aren't allowed to discriminate against you & say you can't do it.

If there are girls there, I'd say you're within your rights to question their ruling, but I also wouldn't recommend pissing them off too much - having a job is probably more important than having hair!

Yeah, this.
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by lemmyisgod97
Anyone who needs a degree to think their good isn't doing music right, it's like taking a class in being funny.

Ego Sig
captainsnazz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:11 AM   #25
ChucklesMginty
lol
 
ChucklesMginty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Get it cut anyway because it looks terrible once you've had a really good, smart, short haircut you'll never look back.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
Man, I forgot how freaky those old school movie skeletons are. Especially that jerky stop motion way they move.

But seriously, everybody knows skeletons don't exist in real life.

Last edited by ChucklesMginty : 01-09-2013 at 09:13 AM.
ChucklesMginty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:15 AM   #26
Ssargentslayer
Registered Abuser
 
Ssargentslayer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Calgary, Canada
Get a job hippie
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalMullet
Your username is dumb.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BladeSlinger
I basically slap my dick on my girlfriend's stomach until I get off.
brot pls
Minecraft: Bunnies4Breakfst
Xbox: Bunies4Breakfst
Ssargentslayer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:46 AM   #27
Irondevil
UG's only non-virgin
 
Irondevil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Iceland
They can't legally force you to cut your hair if there are girls with long hair working there, thats just pure sexism
__________________
________________________________ ________________________________
______________________________ ______________________________
Irondevil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:47 AM   #28
rocknroll93
UG's very own Convict.
 
rocknroll93's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: In Melbourne Australia! yeah....
military style flat top.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
rocknroll93 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:54 AM   #29
snipelfritz
UG's Beautiful Butterfly
 
snipelfritz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Milwaukee
Psssht, Broncos. GHEY!

You should sue for gender discrimination. I doubt they make all the women cut their hair.
__________________
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
snipelfritz is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 09:59 AM   #30
Metalloy
Registered User
 
Metalloy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
I don't know if it is long enough, but try donating it to lukemia patients.
Metalloy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 10:05 AM   #31
Nero Galon
Alright, Alright, Alright
 
Nero Galon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Wales
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
Psssht, Broncos. GHEY!

You should sue for gender discrimination. I doubt they make all the women cut their hair.


Beat me to it.
Nero Galon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 10:11 AM   #32
Trowzaa
munchy crunchy
 
Trowzaa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: inglund
Every man loves better with shorter hair anyway.
__________________
if you can't handle me when i'm bulking then you don't deserve me when i'm swole xo
Trowzaa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 10:12 AM   #33
Tarsplitter
UG's JBJ
 
Tarsplitter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irondevil
They can't legally force you to cut your hair if there are girls with long hair working there, thats just pure sexism

He said the hair has to be in a bun if it's long. So maybe the girls do that?

I wouldn't cut my hair for McDonald's...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by fearofthemark
at your avatar

Quote:
Originally Posted by due 07
Your avatar had me in stitches for a good two minutes.
Tarsplitter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 10:42 AM   #34
Gantz92
Registered User
 
Gantz92's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Don't do it, man. Working at McDonald's kills your soul little by little everyday. Iv'e been slaving away in that pit of despair for about six months now and it's not something you want to be a part of, trust me.
Gantz92 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 10:44 AM   #35
Hydra150
not so cowardly
 
Hydra150's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trowzaa
Every man loves better with shorter hair anyway.

Indeed. Your mother was most impressed with the improvement in my performance after I got rid of my long hair.
__________________
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.
Hydra150 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 10:59 AM   #36
MadClownDisease
Just a Turing Machine.
 
MadClownDisease's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Despite what others are saying, I think that hair suits you.


However, if you're working at McDonalds you'll want to cut it after a week anyway as it'll stink of grease.
__________________
Last.fm
Flickr
MadClownDisease is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 11:06 AM   #37
jugglingfreak
UG Newbie
 
jugglingfreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Georgia
Just cut it. Your not Samson.

It'll grow back. Don't be a wuss.
jugglingfreak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 11:07 AM   #38
tukk04
UG's Neil Young
 
tukk04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
You should sue for gender discrimination. I doubt they make all the women cut their hair.

This, they can't make you cut your hair, they can only ask you control it and a hair net is the standard device to do so. Sue them if they try to mess with you, and you won't have to work for a while then anyway.
__________________
Reverbnation
Facebook

Soundcloud
tukk04 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 11:09 AM   #39
Trowzaa
munchy crunchy
 
Trowzaa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: inglund
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydra150
Indeed. Your mother was most impressed with the improvement in my performance after I got rid of my long hair.


Why did you have to bring my mother into this?
__________________
if you can't handle me when i'm bulking then you don't deserve me when i'm swole xo
Trowzaa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2013, 11:10 AM   #40
Hydra150
not so cowardly
 
Hydra150's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trowzaa
Why did you have to bring my mother into this?

I had to find some way to exploit your (presumed) typo, and 'your mother' jokes are the easiest to crack.
__________________
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philip_pepper
I'm not gonna post pics of my hot mom.
Hydra150 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:36 AM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.