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Old 01-10-2013, 11:36 PM   #81
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withdrawal symptoms lol. its porn not heroin


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Old 01-10-2013, 11:37 PM   #82
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Give up porn for mental health reasons. Also so you can fully enjoy how sexy real girls are when you're brain isn't desensitized by artificial erotica.

Porn is a tool like any other, you wouldn't ask a pilot to give up airplanes for a horse and buggy so he can appreciate how vast the continent really is, would you?
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:37 PM   #83
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I will never understand why in the world people don't consider watching porn whilst in a relationship a form of cheating (unless PERHAPS you're watching it with your significant other).

Because people understand that they are not perfect and are not always the ultimate sex symbol in their partner's eyes.

Having said that, I don't understand why people in relationships watch porn when they can have sex pretty much any time they want (spoken like a true virgin).
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:39 PM   #84
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Porn is a tool like any other, you wouldn't ask a pilot to give up airplanes for a horse and buggy so he can appreciate how vast the continent really is, would you?


Real consequences for relationships, bro. Being hooked on porn is sure to make you sexually dissatisfied with your partner.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:44 PM   #85
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Real consequences for relationships, bro. Being hooked on porn is sure to make you sexually dissatisfied with your partner.

Says you, not everyone is incapable of separating porn from reality. It's not like watching porn is magically going to establish deep-rooted unrealistic sexual expectations in my brain hole. What if I only watch vanilla amateur stuff too? Will that still contribute to sexual dissatisfaction? Or is it only watching girls with bleached assholes and tits that look like water wings taking three dicks at once that's bad?
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:50 PM   #86
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Says you, not everyone is incapable of separating porn from reality. It's not like watching porn is magically going to establish deep-rooted unrealistic sexual expectations in my brain hole. What if I only watch vanilla amateur stuff too? Will that still contribute to sexual dissatisfaction? Or is it only watching girls with bleached assholes and tits that look like water wings taking three dicks at once that's bad?


You think your brain which is adapted to human life 120k years ago is going to make a distinction between airbrushed, shooped, modeled virtual girls and ones you meet on a day to day basis?
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:52 PM   #87
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You think your brain which is adapted to human life 120k years ago is going to make a distinction between airbrushed, shooped, modeled virtual girls and ones you meet on a day to day basis?
I think I know more about my boners than you, and my porn usage does not affect my ability to appreciate women that aren't porn stars.

Unless they gots dem big ol pancake nips, of course.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:52 PM   #88
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Real consequences for relationships, bro. Being hooked on porn is sure to make you sexually dissatisfied with your partner.
Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like a good relationship should last even if sex is completely and entirely removed from it.

I've said it before on here; I feel like a completely (or to the very least, almost) sexless romantic relationship would be more refreshing than one with sex, to me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:53 PM   #89
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I think I know more about my boners than you, and my porn usage does not affect my ability to appreciate women that aren't porn stars.


My challenge to you: quit porn for one month and see if you hit a flatline/dead dick phase. Can't hurt to try.
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My challenge to you: quit porn for one month and see if you hit a flatline/dead dick phase. Can't hurt to try.

Dead dick sounds pretty painful to me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:55 PM   #91
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Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like a good relationship should last even if sex is completely and entirely removed from it.


The fact that you are looking for sexual stimulation elsewhere is sure to hit many girls right in the feels.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:56 PM   #92
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Dead dick sounds pretty painful to me.


It's not. It's just sad.
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:01 AM   #93
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The fact that you are looking for sexual stimulation elsewhere is sure to hit many girls right in the feels.
No, precisely, I'm talking very little to no sex, real or (especially) virtual.
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:03 AM   #94
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No, precisely, I'm talking very little to no sex, real or (especially) virtual.


Except we aren't sexless beings (for men, puberty especially takes care of that). We simply redirect our sexual desires. Yeah, she should be your best friend regardless of sex, etc etc etc
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The fact that you are looking for sexual stimulation elsewhere is sure to hit many girls right in the feels.

As if your woman isn't watching just as much porn as you, strumming herself wishing you'd pound her like the guy in the video.

Works both ways mate, and any adult can quite happily deal with the fact that they can't sort out their partner's every sexual desire.
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Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this, where George got smarter the longer he went or something?
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As if your woman isn't watching just as much porn as you, strumming herself wishing you'd pound her like the guy in the video.


I doubt that.
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:16 AM   #98
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I doubt that.

Why?

Girls are wanking every day too
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:16 AM   #99
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Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this, where George got smarter the longer he went or something?


http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...-working-memory

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