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Old 01-11-2013, 11:17 PM   #21
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I'm a janitor at an elementary school and when I was their age teachers always told us "Pick up your stuff if you don't want it swept up."

So I don't want to be an evil janiotor and sweep away little kids school supplies. So I put them on a random desk. One teacher told me that kids are always blaming others for stealing their things. Oops.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:17 PM   #22
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or cook less bread.

Well what do I eat when I want bread then huh, smart guy?
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:18 PM   #23
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A stranger helped me recently and it was the most glorious give of all, time.

I was waiting in a queue (that's the word right?) and I have been waiting there for about two and a half hours and there were still about 40 turns before me, mind you that the two and a half hours of waiting was for roughly the same amount of turns, so I was expecting to wait there for obviously another two and a half hours.

Anyways, I was lost in thought when I felt it, the touch of an angel. I looked up and there it was, a beautiful face smiling at me, and immediately she asked, what's your turn number? I replied confused and almost zoned out. She then told me that I could have her turn number, she gave no reason, asked for nothing and didn't even stayed long enough for me to even mutter a word after having said a half assed "thank you". I look down on the turn number and I immediately felt an indescribable happiness, the turn she had given me was two turns away from the one that was currently being attended.

That girl saved me from two and a half hours of mind numbing boredness and waiting. That was two weeks ago and I still don't have a clue why she chose me to give her number, I have a couple of guesses but whatever the reason, man am I grateful to her and if I see her again I'll try to thank her properly.

I know it may seem insignificant to some but holy shit I didn't want to wait much longer, I was incredibly angry and that act turned my day around completely, probably won't ever forget it.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:23 PM   #24
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Well what do I eat when I want bread then huh, smart guy?

instant bread

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Old 01-11-2013, 11:30 PM   #25
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A stranger helped me recently and it was the most glorious give of all, time.

I was waiting in a queue (that's the word right?) and I have been waiting there for about two and a half hours and there were still about 40 turns before me, mind you that the two and a half hours of waiting was for roughly the same amount of turns, so I was expecting to wait there for obviously another two and a half hours.

Anyways, I was lost in thought when I felt it, the touch of an angel. I looked up and there it was, a beautiful face smiling at me, and immediately she asked, what's your turn number? I replied confused and almost zoned out. She then told me that I could have her turn number, she gave no reason, asked for nothing and didn't even stayed long enough for me to even mutter a word after having said a half assed "thank you". I look down on the turn number and I immediately felt an indescribable happiness, the turn she had given me was two turns away from the one that was currently being attended.

That girl saved me from two and a half hours of mind numbing boredness and waiting. That was two weeks ago and I still don't have a clue why she chose me to give her number, I have a couple of guesses but whatever the reason, man am I grateful to her and if I see her again I'll try to thank her properly.

I know it may seem insignificant to some but holy shit I didn't want to wait much longer, I was incredibly angry and that act turned my day around completely, probably won't ever forget it.

She was setting you up to say "And you can have my number" ; )

Make sure you get the wink right. Wink too long and you look creepy. Wink too short and you look like you just had something in your eye. She wanted the d tho, bro.
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instant bread

just add water

Well sure, I could eat that lower class muck, but then I wouldn't get to enjoy bread that doesn't taste like new socks mixed with yeast.
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:39 PM   #26
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I like helping people cuz it makes me feel good but my feeling good doesn't automatically negate what I did.

I seem to be a tourist magnet though. like I should seriously be a tour guide, every time I go out somewhere someone will always always ask me where something is and when I show them the way they start asking about the rest of their itinerary and how long I've been here and whether I've been to their country etc etc etc. This happens in non-touristy places too so yeah idk man
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:01 AM   #27
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Blah blah blah some girl let me cut the queue



You missed out on some clunge, mate.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:08 AM   #28
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See, a lot of people are telling me this bu I doubt it. Why would she instantly turn around and walk away after handing me number? I mean I understand that she wouldn't just stand there waiting for me to make a move but I think she came with just that mission. I don't know, maybe I probably did.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:09 AM   #29
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I DUNO Bubt i'm alwayd realy nice to mpeople.
Like ti give raomd peolple compliemtsn i mean
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:10 AM   #30
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See, a lot of people are telling me this bu I doubt it. Why would she instantly turn around and walk away after handing me number? I mean I understand that she wouldn't just stand there waiting for me to make a move but I think she came with just that mission. I don't know, maybe I probably did.

Hey chica, I wanna thank you! How about you come back to mine and you can have some o' this chiquito, puta.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:11 AM   #31
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I mean I understand that she wouldn't just stand there waiting for me to make a move but I think she came

Oh she came alright. You missed out on a sure thing, buddy.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:11 AM   #32
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She gave her ticket to a random stranger, doesn't mean she wants your dick.

She wanted the d bro.

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Old 01-12-2013, 12:12 AM   #33
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She gave her ticket to a random stranger, doesn't mean she wants your dick.


See?

Stop messing with my mind, guys.

Edit: Aww **** mang, y u do dis?!
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:14 AM   #34
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Livin' la vida loca.

Edit: What the hell were you going to be queueing 5 hours for anyway?
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:15 AM   #35
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Has a stranger helped you out? Yes, I was at the dump getting about an acre's worth of leaves out of the back of the truck... one of the guys there came up and started helping me rake them out.

Have you helped a stranger out? Yes. Some chick needed help getting her wheelchair up a curb last week. I was basically Superman to her.

Do you believe that boasting about a random act of kindness towards a stranger negates the effect of having done something good? Not unless you're boasting to the person you just helped...
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:17 AM   #36
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Has a stranger helped you out? Yes, I was at the dump getting about an acre's worth of leaves out of the back of the truck... one of the guys there came up and started helping me rake them out.

That number girl could have helped VillanousLatin empty his load.

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Have you helped a stranger out? Yes. Some chick needed help getting her wheelchair up a curb last week. I was basically Superman to her.

VillanousLatin could have ridden that number girl up the kerb.

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Do you believe that boasting about a random act of kindness towards a stranger negates the effect of having done something good? Not unless you're boasting to the person you just helped...

VillanousLatin could even have bragged about tapping that, right after tapping that, by bragging to that number girl.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:18 AM   #37
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:20 AM   #38
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Livin' la vida loca.

Edit: What the hell were you going to be queueing 5 hours for anyway?


It was for the university, pay a few things and some other stuff. It was the last day I had to do it to so it's not like I could just come back another day and apparently half the university was as lazy as me.

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That number girl could have helped VillanousLatin empty his load.

VillanousLatin could have ridden that number girl up the kerb.

VillanousLatin could even have bragged about tapping that, right after tapping that, by bragging to that number girl.



















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Old 01-12-2013, 12:21 AM   #39
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So she was a uni-student as well!? Mate you DEFINITELY missed out. That's heart-breaking, mang.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:40 AM   #40
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So she was a uni-student as well!? Mate you DEFINITELY missed out. That's heart-breaking, mang.


Yeah, she's a uni student too.
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