Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 01-12-2013, 01:00 AM   #21
Mind_Reader7
Registered User
 
Mind_Reader7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Perth, Australia.
21 year old kissless dateless virgin. I'm 6'4", and probably intimidate most females, which kinda sucks.

inb4 fat
I could at least have something to blame it on then.
__________________
"I think, as a musician, you should practice your technique to be as good as you need to be to facilitate whatever ideas come into your head."
- Devin Townsend
Mind_Reader7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:07 AM   #22
Rawshik
Homophobic Racist
 
Rawshik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
At least I have 3 years before I become that ^ guy.
__________________
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
Rawshik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:08 AM   #23
Ahteh
no
 
Ahteh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Sweden
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mind_Reader7
21 year old kissless dateless virgin. I'm 6'4", and probably intimidate most females, which kinda sucks.

inb4 fat
I could at least have something to blame it on then.


I'm almost 6'5, girls like tall guys. You're fine.

OT: I guess I can't say I've been on a proper date. I've hung out with girls and had sex and stuff, just nothing that I'd classify as a date.

EDIT: I did actually take a girl to the movies and had mcdonalds with her when I was like 11. If that counts.

Last edited by Ahteh : 01-12-2013 at 01:10 AM.
Ahteh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:08 AM   #24
strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
 
strait jacket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: nowhere in particular
wow , lots of lonely people here...
If it makes anyone feel better it's kinda doomed cos I'm leaving town in a few weeks and I don't know how to fix it cos I live with my parents and she lives with her foster parents
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
strait jacket is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:12 AM   #25
Mind_Reader7
Registered User
 
Mind_Reader7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Perth, Australia.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahteh
I'm almost 6'5, girls like tall guys. You're fine.

.
I'm probably just an asshole.
__________________
"I think, as a musician, you should practice your technique to be as good as you need to be to facilitate whatever ideas come into your head."
- Devin Townsend
Mind_Reader7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:20 AM   #26
MinterMan22
UG Member
 
MinterMan22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: foot in the crease in 99
it was so insignificant i don't even remember.
MinterMan22 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:24 AM   #27
Eastwinn
minoan bull leaper
 
Eastwinn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Getafe, Spain
Quote:
Originally Posted by strait jacket
wow , lots of lonely people here...
If it makes anyone feel better it's kinda doomed cos I'm leaving town in a few weeks and I don't know how to fix it cos I live with my parents and she lives with her foster parents


leaving town like moving away?
Eastwinn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:27 AM   #28
vIsIbleNoIsE
The Asian-Viking Paradox
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
unfortunately, i find this thread reassuring
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
vIsIbleNoIsE is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:30 AM   #29
sebastian_96
I spared no expense
 
sebastian_96's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Jurassic Park
Quote:
Originally Posted by strait jacket
How could any girl resist a zappa fan?


__________________
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
sebastian_96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:34 AM   #30
strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
 
strait jacket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: nowhere in particular
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastwinn
leaving town like moving away?


I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChucklesMginty
If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
strait jacket is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:40 AM   #31
Xiaoxi
Registered Luser
 
Xiaoxi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: libtard Maryland
to the olive garden niggaz: you guys are shameful
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by BjarnedeGraaf
I want to reconcile the violence in your heart
I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask
I want to exorcise the demons from your past
I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart

Xiaoxi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:46 AM   #32
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
 
chookiecookie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Quote:
Originally Posted by strait jacket

I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister


No ****ing way.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seref
And that's how you become a murderer. So do yourself a favor. Don't be a murderer. Date girls who fuck.
Quote:
Originally Posted by metal4eva_22
Only because cookie hits on literally everyone.
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
Most guys are like chookie and will **** anything.
chookiecookie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:50 AM   #33
ihartfood
Potato Faced Blind Man
 
ihartfood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Texas
holy shit thats awesome and sad.
__________________
My Rig
Like Telecasters?
ihartfood is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:56 AM   #34
Joshua Garcia
Santa Cat
 
Joshua Garcia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: In space floating on a peanut butter and space jelly sandwich
Quote:
Originally Posted by strait jacket

I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister


HOLY FRACKING SHAT BALLS, NO FRACKING WAY, WHAT THE ALMIGHTY FRACK, OH MOTER OF GOD, OH SWEET BABY JESUS HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?!?!?!?!
Joshua Garcia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 01:58 AM   #35
sebastian_96
I spared no expense
 
sebastian_96's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Jurassic Park
Obligatory your sister is hot post.

'Cause she looks hot.
__________________
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
sebastian_96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 02:01 AM   #36
Eastwinn
minoan bull leaper
 
Eastwinn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Getafe, Spain
Quote:
Originally Posted by strait jacket

I'm a circus performer and I'm only here for january. photo is me and my sister


you've got to be shitting me
Eastwinn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 02:05 AM   #37
captainsnazz
pigeon~~
 
captainsnazz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: yorkshire
TS is awesome. Congratilations TS.
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by lemmyisgod97
If they didn't want to be objectified they shouldn't have been little sluts.

Ego Sig
captainsnazz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 02:10 AM   #38
Avedas
yoloswag420
 
Avedas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Vancouver, BC
Don't even remember what would be considered my first date
Avedas is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 02:26 AM   #39
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
 
crazysam23_Atax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Well, on my first date, I went to a coffee shop first, then the movies and then food after. Was pretty chill.
__________________
Tunes?

Bandcamp

Now working on my upcoming EP "Discarnate". See the expected track list on my bandcamp.



Terry Prachett is funnier than you! Discworld
crazysam23_Atax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2013, 02:39 AM   #40
StewieSwan
Play my dudelsack
 
StewieSwan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: The lake
I don't even remember. It was nearly a decade ago.
__________________
wait, are sigs back?
StewieSwan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:06 PM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2014
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.