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Old 01-15-2013, 02:15 AM   #1
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Peeing On Elevator Is Paper Deliverywoman's Hobby

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Old 01-15-2013, 02:21 AM   #2
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I really have nothing to say about this.
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:24 AM   #3
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:28 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:31 AM   #5
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:55 AM   #6
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this thread is now about dogs in tuxedos



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Old 01-15-2013, 03:16 AM   #7
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And this is a hobby how?
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:50 AM   #8
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Did someone say dogs in tuxedos?
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:32 AM   #9
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:41 AM   #10
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Is this deliverywoman fit??

I can't watch am in work!
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:52 AM   #11
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Hmm. Not bad.
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:37 AM   #12
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:30 AM   #13
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Wow I can't wait to get home from work.
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:31 AM   #14
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Wow I can't wait to get home from work.


Stay at work, man. Don't come home again.
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:34 AM   #15
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I watched it at work.

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Old 01-15-2013, 08:58 AM   #16
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I have a theory.

Maybe when she was young she had a really bad experience on a plane. Like really bad turbulence which resulted in her wetting herself.

Now whenever she experiences changes in pressure, like going up in an elevator she has a great desire to urinate, linked to a subconscious association with that experience.

I wonder if escalators are included, motorbike wheelies, ferris wheels etc.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:02 AM   #17
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Why do you hate me so ;_;
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:03 AM   #18
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Why do you hate me so ;_;


Noooooooo. Quite the opposite, to protect you. X
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:07 AM   #19
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Noooooooo. Quite the opposite, to protect you. X

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