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Old 01-15-2013, 06:17 AM   #41
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:27 AM   #42
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:52 AM   #43
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:31 AM   #44
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:58 AM   #45
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:00 AM   #46
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:43 AM   #47
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I'm proud that I've done the extension cord and oreo thing.

I'm disappointed that I've never done any of the other things. Especially the water bottle thing.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:11 AM   #48
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Works for me. It's the same principle as pinhole cameras.. The box has to be way smaller than in that picture though, at least for me it does. And I can't really make anything out. It's clearer but not readable. Then again I have VERY poor eyesight haha.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:39 AM   #49
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I'll probably use the chapstick one, that's smart.



I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:29 AM   #50
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It's clearer but not readable.

Yeah, this was the same for me Not clear enough to help, really
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:36 AM   #51
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Some of those are brilliant.

The only one I've done previously is using a wooden spoon to prevent boiling. It does work, but only to a certain degree of boiling.
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Who the fuck uses a straw for a can :|
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:05 AM   #54
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Does work, its proven science magic (physics). Its easier to do it by making a triangle with the index and thumb of one hand with the index of the other. Pinch the two together then put the other one against it, and make it extra small (it doesnt work if the hole is too big). Strange trick.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:22 AM   #55
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:06 AM   #56
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I'll probably use the chapstick one, that's smart.

until you lose your chapstick

I've seen these so many times, and always want to use them, but never do.
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Reminds me of the 'Viz Top Tips'.

"Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon."

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Old 01-16-2013, 04:35 AM   #58
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When washing windows, use newspapers.
They don't leave streaks.
Also, do one side vertically, and the other horizontally, so you can easily see which side the streaks are on.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:54 PM   #59
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Or just wipe in a circular motion.
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:31 AM   #60
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Keep this thread alive. I love these ideas.

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