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Old 01-15-2013, 12:54 AM   #1
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Hungry People, Pick one

So basically, this is a cool thread format I came up with. You're hungry and looking for a food soulmate. Based on the following descriptions, which one would you go with?


A.



He's been an iconic symbol of America as long as anyone can remember. You can show your national pride by taking on this hunk (of beef) with a bad boy attitude. He's greasy, sloppy, and cheap but chicks dig him anyway. THAT's how flame-broiled he is. You best get in line, because there's a chance you're waiting through the lunch rush for a shot at his perfect buns. His downside is that he's not very in touch with your emotions, due to being a ground beef patty.


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He's into long, sophisticated discussions on politics and simply oozes class (as well as other things). You won't find this shy guy at any average burger joint, he prefers to be around people of his own type. When with him, you will always be interested in what he has to say and that odd fishy-yet-sophisticated smell he emanates. Some may be turned off by his oddball appearance and how he may be a bit stuck up, but his unique charm definitely appeals to a small crowd. Most girls will feel a little too dumb to truly enjoy him. Underrated, but a bit small in the downstairs department. Likely because he's fish eggs.


C.



He's collected, stable, and quite tasty. You'll always be happy to come home to him, even when he's not the most exciting or delicious food out there. You'll never be overly impressed by anything he does, but he appeals to most people and seldom disappoints. The real surprise comes in the bedroom, however. You'll find he's just stuffed with opportunities for downright dirty, saucy fun. Not to mention, he's packing quite the nice noodle. He specializes in cheesy humor, so it's likely he'll be a mixed can in that department. However, if you're the kind of lady who doesn't mind his shortcomings, you might as well start calling yourself Mrs. Boyardee for this earnest lad. One thing's for sure: he'll always be welcome at your parents' place.
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:55 AM   #2
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C


so much C
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:56 AM   #3
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inb4 Susan Coffey
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:57 AM   #4
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I'm kinda drunk, so definately A
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:58 AM   #5
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None of those look particularly good
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:58 AM   #7
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What`s that brown thing on the burger? A piece of beef jerky?


And I`ll go with C
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It's okay man, asexuality is a completely recognized and respected subculture.
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:59 AM   #9
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Motherf*cking A
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I chose A, because its clearly Susan Coffey

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I chose A, because its clearly Susan Coffey

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TOO SEXY, TOO SEXY!!

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Also, A is deliscious
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I would stick A in my mouth so hard.
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Teemu be with you, mane

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Old 01-15-2013, 01:14 AM   #17
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I know dat feel, dat feel of your team inevitably shitting the bed

PS I know you're an alcoholic and all but it's monday night bro
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I know dat feel, dat feel of your team inevitably shitting the bed

PS I know you're an alcoholic and all but it's monday night bro

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