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Old 01-16-2013, 02:31 AM   #61
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Not really. I mean I like all kinds of girls, and I'll totally go for a chunkier chick if she's got a pretty face and sex appeal, but I don't know a lot of bigger girls who are confident enough to 'work it', and I've already had sex with the few I know that do
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:42 AM   #62
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My girlfriend is just a little bit on the chubby side, but I wouldn't call myself a "chubby chaser." I'd say that I don't really care. So, yes and no.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:25 AM   #63
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I'm not interested in either fat, chubby, or "curvy" girls or skinny, skinny-fat, skinny-with-huge-tits, rail-thin, etc.

However, an athletic, strong (NOT ripped or muscle bound, mind you), toned woman is the sexiest type by far.

Cellulite is gross. Rolls are gross. Exposed ribs are gross. Thighs that have a three inch gap between them when a woman stands with her feet together are horrendous.

Honestly I've seen very few women in person who were too muscular for my taste. I mean, some chicks who lift a lot of weights just have masculine mannerisms, which isn't attractive, but they have great bodies.

Squats are the best thing any woman can do for her body.

Pretty much this. I don't like fat, I don't like scrawny. My favorite are girls that work out, but I don't like the ripped look. Basically, if you look like you couldn't run a few miles or would collapse doing a squat, then you're probably not my ideal body type.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:31 AM   #64
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Nah, I wouldn't. My mind has been poisoned to believe the media's standard of beauty.



Although, according to the picture So-Cal posted, I would not go lower than 15% or higher than 35%. Though, I am fat, so this is all hypocrisy in a way.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:34 AM   #65
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I like women who put out. Thick or skinny, plus big girls give the best bjs.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:37 AM   #66
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I like women who put out. Thick or skinny, plus big girls give the best bjs.

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Bitch had rolls but real talk, she was on some Pornstar shit.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:40 AM   #67
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I'd go to 35%.


My ideal is 15-30% But I'd find the right 10-12% or 35% attractive, depending on the situation.

25% on that pic is perfection for me though

I voted no on the poll not because I don't like some chubby girls but because 'chubby chaser' tends to be a euphemism for "fatass chaser" I'm about 170lbs at the moment and put some time into my body being fit. I don't want a girl that's 5'2 and weighs the same amount as me if she can work it, sure. But chances are that there are much more that can't than can.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:44 AM   #68
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25%-35% is what I find attractive. Call that what you want.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:52 AM   #69
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I like average sized girls.

Same. Right in the middle. Not fat, not skinny.

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About 30-35%.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:53 AM   #70
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I'd go to 35%.


I'd say 20-35%. Not too skinny, not too big, but just right.

Also, curves. Hourglass figure FTW. If I wanted to have sex with a woman who has the body of a 12 year-old..... You know what comes next....
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:07 AM   #71
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Also, curves. Hourglass figure FTW.

Amen, man! Glad someone else gets this.

Coincedentally, last time I brought up hourglass figure on UG, the entire thread started calling my girlfriend fat (which she isn't). The shit that goes on. I was pissed as hell at the time, which was probably why 75% of people were trolling me.
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I was pissed as hell

I would be too if I had a fat girlfriend!!!

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Amen, man! Glad someone else gets this.

Coincedentally, last time I brought up hourglass figure on UG, the entire thread started calling my girlfriend fat (which she isn't). The shit that goes on. I was pissed as hell at the time, which was probably why 75% of people were trolling me.

even I think your girlfriend is fat
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Amen, man! Glad someone else gets this.

Coincedentally, last time I brought up hourglass figure on UG, the entire thread started calling my girlfriend fat (which she isn't). The shit that goes on. I was pissed as hell at the time, which was probably why 75% of people were trolling me.


Was there images of your gf?? Did I miss this?!
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:17 AM   #76
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:33 AM   #77
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We shall hold a tribunal and determine this as a community. But first, we need pictures of your girlfriend.


For science.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:35 AM   #78
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20 - 25% for me.

If I wanted to date someone with the body of a 13 year old boy, I'd date a 13 year old boy.

I like curves, an hourglass figure will stop me in my tracks.
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We shall hold a tribunal and determine this as a community. But first, we need pictures of your girlfriend.


For science.


It isn't a question of science, it's of philosophy.

Is she too fat for his dick or is his dick to fat for her? We require nudes of Sam as well.
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