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View Poll Results: Midget, yes or no?
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:53 AM   #1
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Would you be open to getting with a 'little person'?

I've personally only ever seen one that I found attractive.

On the plus side, you'd probably feel huge.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:54 AM   #2
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I don't think I could do that without feeling like a pedophile so I would be thrilled, yes.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:54 AM   #3
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:58 AM   #4
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Well, I once had an attraction to a smaller girl if that counts. So yeah, I guess.

Edit: Oh wait. Are we talking about midgets? Oh hewl nah. Change my vote.
Well, I guess if I got to know her and liked her enough maybe.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:58 AM   #5
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I watched a movie recently and I can't remember what it was called, But basically...

This guy saw a midget in some porn and fell in love with her, So he convinced his best friend who was getting married that he needed a stag party in some other town(where the midget lived). During this he put huge stress on his relationship with his best friend, and his best friends relationship with his wife.

all to get with a midget

It's a pretty shitty synopsis but It's been a while
It's over simplified, So what!
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:59 AM   #6
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sure why not
shed need to have amssive boobs thought like half of her would ne to beboobs so that way id bassically be with just a pair of boobs
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:59 AM   #7
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:06 AM   #8
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:26 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by JackWhiteIsButts
I don't think I could do that without feeling like a pedophile so I would be thrilled, yes.

my answer is similar to this, but without being thrilled
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:31 AM   #10
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I guess I'm the only one who wouldn't. They aren't attractive to me at all.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

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Old 01-16-2013, 02:32 AM   #11
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:34 AM   #12
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Is the officer going to ask for the butt, so he or she can check whether it is hot?

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Old 01-16-2013, 02:38 AM   #13
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eh, i'll leave the little women for the little guys.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:39 AM   #14
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Ok..... I was the only one who said no for quite a while there.... Felt like quite the dick.



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Old 01-16-2013, 02:44 AM   #15
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As long as she's not one of the strange looking ones. I've fapped to this one little woman multiple times.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:50 AM   #16
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:50 AM   #17
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Probably not, but you never know. I wouldn't do a committed relationship though, they have short life spans
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:57 AM   #18
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I got with a girl that was almost a little person. I guess that sort of counts.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:59 AM   #19
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It's kind of weird how the scientific term "little person" sounds more offensive than the slang "midget".

But yeah probably if we really liked each other.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:02 AM   #20
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Dunno, she would have to be pretty hot.
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