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Old 01-16-2013, 03:03 AM   #21
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My girlfriend is 5'

As is mine. She's 1 inch shy of legally being a midget. She has a great body though.

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My gf's not really what most people think of as a little person. Yes, she's short, but her bodily proportions are normal. Also, I'm 5'9", and I've no issues hugging her or kissing her.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, to me, a "little person" has dwarfism, and my girl clearly does NOT.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:04 AM   #22
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Honestly, nahhh. Just not feeling it. I value personality way more looks, but there's gotta be some attraction for me, and I'm simply not attracted to that.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:12 AM   #23
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I want to say yes because of the whole equality and what not, but that doesn't define real attraction. At the same time, I've never really seen a "little person" that I'm attracted to (well, define little person ), but that doesn't mean that there are no attractive little people, just that I have yet to observe any.

Also, I'd kind of tend to avoid that because to other people, my size might make me look like I'm the more powerful, or dominant voice, or even abusive to a certain extent. But by that logic every partner I have should be physically capable of overpowering me, not for any reason other than my fear of being tyrannical or something.

So in conclusion, I probably wouldn't date a little person because...I'm insecure?

Wow, I have to change some things about my life
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:18 AM   #24
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Probably not, but you never know. I wouldn't do a committed relationship though, they have short life spans

Not if they've got the one ring. Bilbo lived for over a hundred years.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:19 AM   #25
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Try being more assertive as a man. Not "Me man, woman get me food" assertive, but assertive in your confidence as yourself and as a man.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:25 AM   #26
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Try being more assertive as a man. Not "Me man, woman get me food" assertive, but assertive in your confidence as yourself and as a man.

But it's odd, because in this instance I'm insecure about being assertive (well, actually, other people's perception of my assertiveness). I think my ego would explode if I were assertive about my assertiveness.



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Old 01-16-2013, 03:28 AM   #27
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I have a few basic rules about "getting" with a woman...
Has a vagina.
Over 18 years old.
Looks that don't make me want to vomit.
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:35 AM   #28
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I have a few basic rules about "getting" with a woman...
Has a vagina.
Over 18 years old.
Looks that don't make me want to vomit.

don't forget the conscious part!
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:36 AM   #30
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:57 AM   #31
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But it's odd, because in this instance I'm insecure about being assertive (well, actually, other people's perception of my assertiveness). I think my ego would explode if I were assertive about my assertiveness.

Solution: Stop caring about the bolded part. What other people think of you is worthless to you.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:03 AM   #32
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:07 AM   #33
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My dick is too big for little people.

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Old 01-16-2013, 04:34 AM   #34
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I'm 6'8".

People ask me so often that it has become the first thing I say when I take the stage.

"I am 6'8" and I do not play basketball."

Every girl is a little person to me.

My first GF was 6'3", though. She is the exception.

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Really though, there is this girl who is 5'2" at my school. I am a foot and a half taller than her.

She is stupid-hot, in that kind of alternative-rocker kind of way. She is so amazingly proportioned (EVERYTHING is in the right place, with what looks like a C-cup.)... It's almost scary.

Purple-flannels, lowcut (straps visible) hard-rock/metal-shirts, beanie-caps, neon skinny jeans, only other person in my (easy-A for me) high school guitar class who plays an electric guitar, lazy/slouched-posture when standing, funny poses when sitting.

We are into the same kind of music, and she is undeniable cute. We've been friends for 1-2 years now, but I've secretly had a crush on her since the moment I saw her.

It sucks for me that she appears to be a lesbian... I can only hope that she is bi, if things don't work out with her and her girlfriend...
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:47 AM   #35
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I can tell just from that post that she wouldn't get with you even if she were straight.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:57 AM   #36
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:01 AM   #37
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:04 AM   #38
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"Getting with" is all about being attracted to another person...

I've yet to see a little person that's attractive to me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:49 AM   #39
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:51 AM   #40
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How do you mean little?

I don't think I could get with anyone under 5ft. I'd feel like a pedo.
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