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View Poll Results: Midget, yes or no?
Hell yeah! 40 34.48%
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:54 AM   #41
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How do you mean little?

I don't think I could get with anyone under 5ft. I'd feel like a pedo.


I got with a girl who was 4'11. But I'm only 5'8 so there's not too much difference.

On the plus side, she was a D cup, so the difference in height had fantastic lecherous qualities for me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:24 AM   #42
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Im not really attacted to people with dwarfism in the least but i would totally go gay for this guy.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:40 AM   #43
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My Girlfriend is just under 4'10" tall, so technically, she is a dwarf.

So....

Um....

Yes, I would.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:54 AM   #44
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:15 AM   #45
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My girlfriend is 5'

Mine too!

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Old 01-16-2013, 09:27 AM   #46
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My girlfriend is 5'
Mine too!


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As is mine. She's 1 inch shy of legally being a midget. She has a great body though.


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Old 01-16-2013, 09:52 AM   #47
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:02 AM   #48
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:10 AM   #49
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:11 AM   #50
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:23 AM   #51
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How little are we talking here?

I don't think I'd get with anyone under 5 feet
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:11 PM   #52
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I got with a girl who was 4'11. But I'm only 5'8 so there's not too much difference.

On the plus side, she was a D cup, so the difference in height had fantastic lecherous qualities for me.


Was this her?

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Old 01-16-2013, 12:31 PM   #53
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Don't think she counts as a little person, but there's this one tiny adorable girl who goes to my college and I just wanna pick her up and put her on the end of me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:33 PM   #54
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If by 'little person' you mean a child, then yeah, if they were grown up for their age. If you mean a midget then that's just sick.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:38 PM   #55
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Was this her?



Pft.

She looked like a cross between Bernadette from TBBT and Dobby from Peep Show.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:23 PM   #56
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:35 PM   #57
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what are we talking? dwarfs? gnomes? midgets? asians? children? fairies?


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Old 01-16-2013, 01:37 PM   #58
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I'm 191cm, all women are little to me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:56 PM   #59
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Yes, yes and so much more yes.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:08 PM   #60
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If a little person is a midget then no. Midgets freaks me out!

Midgets are gods little mishaps. No offens,
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