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Old 01-17-2013, 04:31 PM   #1
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Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories

Anyone heard any funny ones?

I've seen a few where they explain that "Pepsi" upside down spells "Isded", which they interpret as "Is Dead", then try to figure out what the logo means.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:33 PM   #2
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:33 PM   #3
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:33 PM   #4
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meta joke about TS, cba to actually do one.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:39 PM   #5
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:40 PM   #6
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:40 PM   #7
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:42 PM   #8
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Slayer doesn't suck.


I'm more into Blind Guardian now, I just like Slayer's logo and their first 5 albums.

What about the one where JFK is living in Scotland with Janis Joplin?
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:43 PM   #9
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:46 PM   #10
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:52 PM   #11
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That Sandy Hook conspiracy Youtube video has been making it around my news feed alot; its getting really annoying when 3/4 - 9/10 of that video can be debunked by common sense and google
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:52 PM   #12
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This video.

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I want my 3 mins back.

What about the one where we are actually in the 1700s?
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:54 PM   #13
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Those were all really obvious....

(Besides the London one I guess)
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:56 PM   #14
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:56 PM   #15
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HAARP project, 9/11, Nostradamus lovers, moon landings, Sandy Hook shootings were a government thing, 9/11 again, there's this slightly obscure one about the Nazi'a controlling people through music frequencies (432hz, did a duffed article on it), chemtrails, JFK, vaccines causing autism, NWO, jews control the world, HIV is manmade and was a way of getting rid of (insert minority here), water flouride levels.


CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT NEED NOT BE SPREAD, PEOPLE.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:57 PM   #16
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meta joke about TS, cba to actually do one.

Could've just gone with 'TS is not a knob'. It's a fresh take but it's quite simple, don't know how you missed it. Too bad.




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Old 01-17-2013, 04:58 PM   #18
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I posted it to be sarcastic.

And I have a real one now.

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Old 01-17-2013, 05:00 PM   #19
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I'm gonna throw a personal one in here since I'm a Freemason

"Freemasons and the Illuminati control all the world's governments"

Ya I guess we sit and plan world domination right after our food drive discussions and community service lunches. When I was in University my room mate had a boyfriend who was into conspiracy theories and told her I was secretly a Satanist since I joined the Freemasons. I guess having a long family background in the organization and my willingness to do community service wasn't a good enough explanation for this guy. No, I had to have a secret devotion to power and Satan because that makes so much sense.
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HAARP project, 9/11, Nostradamus lovers, moon landings, Sandy Hook shootings were a government thing, 9/11 again, there's this slightly obscure one about the Nazi'a controlling people through music frequencies (432hz, did a duffed article on it), chemtrails, JFK, vaccines causing autism, NWO, jews control the world, HIV is manmade and was a way of getting rid of (insert minority here), water flouride levels.


CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT NEED NOT BE SPREAD, PEOPLE.


I think my neighbour would believe in everyone if he read about them.

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