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Old 01-17-2013, 11:52 PM   #81
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:16 PM   #82
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Car accidents. If i'm in a car with a friend and they start messing around, driving fast and all that it makes me really anxious. I think it's because i know a guy who got into a car accident a while ago and has limited use of his leg. Also, a friend of a friend was hit by a car a short while ago and lost his lower legs.
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:27 PM   #83
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:31 PM   #84
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needles. i refuse to get them. last time i did it was to take blood and when it was done i stood up and passed the **** out, cracking my head against the wall on the way down. at least i was surrounded by doctors. **** needles.
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:30 PM   #85
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:32 PM   #86
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:33 PM   #87
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Breaking my phrenulum/banjo string (four times)

What!? :S
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:18 PM   #88
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:31 PM   #89
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What!? :S

Yep, couldn't handle the pace of my new girlfriend

Man, it's terrifying seeing so much blood pouring out of there... just ain't right. Real terror.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:55 PM   #90
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i always have to rest against a wall or else i'll have a mild anxiety attack


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Interestingly enough, I've been thinking about the two things that scare me more than anything else a lot lately. We'll call them 1 (scariest thing) and 2 (second scariest thing). The thing is, at some point in my life, I may very well have to voluntarily choose to have 2 happen to me. If I don't, there is a choice that 1 could happen, and 1 is exponentially worse than 2. The tricky thing is that realistically, if I don't choose 2, I have no idea how likely it is that 1 will ever occur. If either 1 or 2 happen though, they are both more or less irreversible.

I really wish I could talk to somebody about it, but it's not something I could ever talk to anyone about because in a way that would potentially put the burden on them for having to choose for me. This would simply not be favorable because they have an even worse sense of the odds that 1 may occur.

It's kind of hard to really make it make any sense without actually saying what it is, but if you knew precisely what 1 and 2 were, you would understand why I can't talk about it.

i'm terrified of math too
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:55 PM   #91
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:02 PM   #92
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A girl i know Jen got a babysitter in for her 3 year old daughter, Ashley. Her husband called called the babysitter while on her night out to check things were ok.

He heard the baby crying so asked the babysitter to check. She said Ashley was okay and was hugging her big lifesize clown doll.

Her husband said she doesnt have a clown doll. Babysitter went up and calmly grabbed Ashley and ran next door.

...turns out from the police it was a guy from the regional psychiatric home who had escaped and snuck in. He just wanted to look at the girl.

True story.

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Old 01-18-2013, 07:09 PM   #93
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:19 PM   #94
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this.


I CAME

Swarms of bees, im actually dealing with that problem right now in my home. It's terrifying.
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:31 PM   #95
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Breaking my phrenulum/banjo string (four times)


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Yep, couldn't handle the pace of my new girlfriend

Man, it's terrifying seeing so much blood pouring out of there... just ain't right. Real terror.


You poor, poor man....

Just.....

Wow..
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:35 PM   #96
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:52 PM   #97
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Never wouldve guessed how many pit monkeys were afraid of water

But on topic id have to say getting eaten alive, weather it be by whales, sharks, bears or ants, the thought of it just freaks me out
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:54 PM   #98
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:04 PM   #99
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Breaking my phrenulum/banjo string (four times)


Happened to me two times. It didn't heal back together the second time. It was actually kind of a blessing in disquise though. Before that i had trouble pulling my very tight foreskin back further than the head.
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:05 PM   #100
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Spiderrdssssssssssss ;_;

just posted this in another thread like fifteen hours ago, but:

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