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Old 01-18-2013, 05:48 PM   #1
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Captain Hook Blew Up the Twin Towers! (Conspiracy time)

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Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> Rolling Rock -> Operation Rolling Thunder -> Operation Enduring Freedom -> Freedom Tower -> TWIN TOWERS!







OMG! Captain Hook blew up the Twin Towers! Conspiracy!


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Old 01-18-2013, 05:52 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:54 PM   #3
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Do you know what else is a conspiracy? The banning of rockstarrrr!

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Old 01-18-2013, 05:54 PM   #4
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I'm not fully convinced.



Bro. I just make it clear to you! Open your eyes! Stop believing the lies!


Do I need to make a video too?
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:55 PM   #5
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Bro. I just make it clear to you! Open your eyes! Stop believing the lies!


Do I need to make a video too?


Yes
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:56 PM   #6
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:57 PM   #7
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Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> Rolling Rock -> Operation Rolling Thunder -> Operation Enduring Freedom -> Freedom Tower -> TWIN TOWERS!

Nope, here is where you go wrong.

Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> The Rock -> Dwayne Johnson -> Andrew Johnson -> Andrew Jackson -> Jackson guitars -> Dean guitars -> Dean from Supernatural


Dean's actually Captain Hook, that rumor that you've heard that he blew up the twin towers is totally false and is demonic propoganda.
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:57 PM   #8
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:02 PM   #9
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Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:03 PM   #10
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Yes




Oh.




I thought you'd take my word for it. People don't usually ask for proof in these situations.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:03 PM   #11
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Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.

If only the truth was that simple......
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:05 PM   #12
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Olsen Twins -> Twin Towers. Get with the program.




So, so innocent. How sweet.





OPEN YOUR EYES! It's all about Barry HUSSEIN Obama.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:19 PM   #13
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:23 PM   #14
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^Nah, dude. Open your mind!
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:23 PM   #15
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Nope, here is where you go wrong.

Captain Hook -> Sandy Hook -> Hurricane Sandy -> Rock You Like A Hurricane -> The Rock -> Dwayne Johnson -> Andrew Johnson -> Andrew Jackson -> Jackson guitars -> Dean guitars -> Dean from Supernatural


Dean's actually Captain Hook, that rumor that you've heard that he blew up the twin towers is totally false and is demonic propoganda.


My god.

It all makes sense now!

Bush is a demon!
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:24 PM   #16
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I don't remember Captain Hook being in LOTR
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:25 PM   #17
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:49 PM   #18
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I don't remember Captain Hook being in LOTR

I thought the same thing at first, too, but I believe he's talking about the twin towers in America, not the two towers of the Lord of the Rings.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:49 PM   #19
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ha no. everyone knows the government used life sentenced prisoners who were in the prison's drama program and spray tanned them to look arab to fake hijack the plane into their own building so they can declare war on drugs 15 years prior to it.
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:45 PM   #20
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Makes more sense than any other conspiracy theory I've read.
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