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Old 01-19-2013, 01:46 AM   #21
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What the hell is the first section of the OP?

TS, the dick is really the only sensual part of a guy; what else are they going look up pictures of?

balls, butthole, inside the butthole, gooch, armpit, earlobe

open your mind man
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:33 AM   #22
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My girlfriend asks for pictures of mine sometimes. Some girls like it, some don't. You know how stuff like that is. Not everybody's gonna go crazy over it, but somebody will.
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:34 AM   #23
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My girlfriend asks for pictures of mine sometimes. Some girls like it, some don't. You know how stuff like that is. Not everybody's gonna go crazy over it, but somebody will.

Wait, what thread is this? What am I reading?
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:36 AM   #24
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Cool novelty item.
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Old 01-19-2013, 02:45 AM   #25
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Based on OP's user title and location, I believe it is safe to infer that he/she is an alien in the disguise of a human being, trying to learn the ways of mammalian sexuality.
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:22 AM   #26
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Wait, what thread is this? What am I reading?

Ah, shit. Titles with discussions inside that are talking about different stuff.

She's the same age as me. I swear
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Old 01-19-2013, 03:44 AM   #27
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It's kind of like, "you know you want this " or "hehe, I want that". Just turning someone on with a picture, and later ****ing them, ideally.
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Old 01-19-2013, 05:36 AM   #28
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As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.

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Either you are SERIOUSLY A-sexual or you're a weirdo.
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Old 01-19-2013, 05:50 AM   #29
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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:15 AM   #30
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I recommend finding small versions of everyday items to make your dick look comically huge. Like, put a shrimp fork on your dick and it'll look like a baguette.
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:25 AM   #31
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I agree OP vaginae are not aesthetically pleasing.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:01 AM   #32
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wat is this i dont even
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Old 01-20-2013, 02:06 AM   #33
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I recommend finding small versions of everyday items to make your dick look comically huge. Like, put a shrimp fork on your dick and it'll look like a baguette.


LOL!

I imagined a penis with a top hat
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Old 01-20-2013, 02:18 AM   #34
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Well, this thread isn't weird at all.
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:01 AM   #35
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I like to think about the girl a little bit before taking the shot. That way she knows its for her... plus it gets me a little fluffy.
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Old 01-20-2013, 03:34 AM   #36
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:01 AM   #37
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I declare that everyone stops reading this thread


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