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Old 01-18-2013, 09:16 PM   #1
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So I've been watching To Catch A Pedo

dshiznit1969: What is it with
dshiznit1969: guys showing girls their dick?!
dshiznit1969: Do guys find their dick so handsome
dshiznit1969: that they just want to share it?!
dshiznit1969: ...

~like 10 min later~


dshiznit1969: SRSLY
dshiznit1969: wtf is it with guys sending dick pics?!
dshiznit1969: hmm
dshiznit1969: MAybe girls like dick pics?
dshiznit1969: And I am not aware?
dshiznit1969: They know something I don't know?
dshiznit1969: ...must remember to investigate further

/me going off on aim

As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas. So what in the hell is going through these peoples minds? And don't tell me that It's just these disturbed individuals because I know there are guys out there that do that whole taking pics of their genelatalia. Don't ask how I know.

So is there unspoken thing I don't know about those kinds of pics?
I get it would make sense if you wanna show off girth and size. But I don't think It's like looking at pictures of delicious meals and then getting hungry...

..

Or maybe it is that. Wth.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:18 PM   #2
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You're definitely gay.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:18 PM   #3
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Could've just asked me bro, didn't have to make a thread. PM'd.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:19 PM   #4
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:21 PM   #5
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As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.

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Old 01-18-2013, 09:22 PM   #6
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:23 PM   #7
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:23 PM   #8
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Think about licking the inside of a vagina.

How does it make you feel?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:27 PM   #9
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Think about licking the inside of a vagina.

How does it make you feel?


This comes down to quite a few variable scenarios.

Is the vagina dirty?
Does it have roast beef lips?
Is there a river of blood spewing out?
Is it consensual?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:28 PM   #10
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This comes down to quite a few variable scenarios.

Is the vagina dirty?
Does it have roast beef lips?
Is there a river of blood spewing out?
Is it consensual?


No
No
No
Yes
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:30 PM   #11
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No
No
No
Yes


Then how is it fun??

At least throw in a maybe to 2/4 of the options.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:34 PM   #12
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As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.

This doesn't help either.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:36 PM   #13
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Yeah I know right?
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:37 PM   #14
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Ask him if he likes [insert Asian style of art here], if he says yes then he's a paedophile. Alternatively, ask him if he likes MLP.

Also, you're gay.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:42 PM   #15
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This comes down to quite a few variable scenarios.

Is the vagina dirty?
Does it have roast beef lips?
Is there a river of blood spewing out?
Is it consensual?


Yes
yes
yes
no
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:47 PM   #16
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Yes
yes
yes
no


You, my fine sir, certainly know what makes a vagina good.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:56 PM   #17
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You never get turned on by a nice axe wound?

Something wrong with you...
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:02 PM   #18
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As far as I'm aware guys don't look up or get off on pics of vaginas.



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Old 01-18-2013, 10:09 PM   #19
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What the hell is the first section of the OP?

TS, the dick is really the only sensual part of a guy; what else are they going look up pictures of?
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:40 PM   #20
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Okay maybe I'm so far gone that an image itself doesn't phase me.
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