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Old 01-19-2013, 10:17 PM   #1
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What do you do/what do you want to do as a profession?

Basically what it says. If you work, what do you do? If you are not yet working a career/profession, what do you hope to do? If you are working a career/profession/job, and you would rather do something else, what do you do and what would you rather do?
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:19 PM   #2
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I want to continue my career as a rapper. I have a song on the internet.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:19 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:21 PM   #4
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:22 PM   #5
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:22 PM   #6
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It probably sounds like an odd career choice, but I'd love to be a voice actor for video games and cartoons. I've wanted to do that since I was like 12.

The only thing stopping me from trying is the fact that I have no idea where to start... Well, there's that and the fact that I'd probably be terrible at it.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:22 PM   #7
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I hope to be a counselor/psychologist or an HR representative.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:23 PM   #8
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Oh what do I do.

I work in retail and sell dope, what I want to do, see post #3.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:23 PM   #9
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:24 PM   #10
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Something to do with computers, all I know right now. Small chance it could change to psychology if I like this class I'm about to start enough but it's unlikely.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:24 PM   #11
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:24 PM   #12
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It would be nice to live a sustainable bohemian lifestyle.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:24 PM   #13
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I fancy a career as a professional "stick your hands together with glue and pull them apart" consultant, but since that's not likely, live television audio would be cool. If worse comes to worse, I could always do tranny fetish porn. It's a rather niche thing, but there's really next to no competition, so I like my odds there.

I suppose I could combine them and do audio for "stick something together with glue and pull it apart" porn. It's like being a football playing king in space but stickier.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:27 PM   #14
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:27 PM   #15
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I'm on an internship doing music and audio related research at the moment, and I'm not 100% certain but I'm leaning towards doing something like that as a career.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:29 PM   #16
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I am training to be a Navy SEAL, and i hope to do that personally
Do you guys care if you are rich or anything like that? Cause there was a time where i did but now i just want a wife and kids and a moderate living (but if i got rich somehow i would mind )
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:34 PM   #17
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I wouldn't mind having the required money to live a sustainable bohemian lifestyle.
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:36 PM   #18
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:37 PM   #19
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at the moment my income comes in from my work with a contractor,sometimes catering,making and sellnig bootleg pedals and doing other tech luthiery work,and the occasional well paying gig

im currecntly studying electrical engineering at university

i would love it if i oculd open a coffee shop/bakery
or be a musician or even own a lil insturment shop where i can make and seel guitars and pedal and amps
but ill be just as happy with just about any job my major is geting me(making robots)
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:39 PM   #20
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I am training to be a Navy SEAL, and i hope to do that personally
Do you guys care if you are rich or anything like that? Cause there was a time where i did but now i just want a wife and kids and a moderate living (but if i got rich somehow i would mind )


I used to care, but for some reason, I don't anymore. I would like enough money to pay for all of the good food my family and I could ask for. After that, I wouldn't mind enough money for a car/gas money/insurance. I don't need a house. Give me some glorious, temperate property and I'll be fine.
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