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Old 06-12-2009, 04:57 AM   #1
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Get E-Married here!

This is designed to be a bit of fun. Never seen anything like this on any website. Hopefully this doesn't fail, I just wanted to try something new.


Lonely on the interwebz? Lacking that special E-somebody? Then get E-Married here!

Basically post some details about yourself and why you want to get E-Married (Humorous if possible) and wait for someone to reply!

If you get offered E-marriage, then your interwebz loneliness is over! The E-ceremony and E-Divorce can be done in here, for all to see.

Hopefully this will go well, just have some fun.





Official Head E-Vicar: MH400

E-Vicars: captaincrunk, spanishyanez, Dawginator, TheReverend724, PhillyHendrix, brndnstffrd, RevaM1ssP1ss and Kensai.



Currently not recruiting anymore E-Vicars



Also.... Custom wedding cakes!





Join the E-Marriage Group!

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Old 06-12-2009, 05:01 AM   #2
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Hi. I am coreysMonster. I am the person in my Avatar. /90% of all posts on dating sites
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:01 AM   #3
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Haha. Will be watching...

As for me, I am a lone ranger. Will gladly feast on e-wedding cake though.
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:02 AM   #4
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:03 AM   #5
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Hi. I am coreysMonster. I am the person in my Avatar. /90% of all posts on dating sites

Lol. Would you care to engage in avatar intercourse? I believe mine already has the motion down pat..
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:08 AM   #6
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...because she is the only one that hasn't made fun of me yet
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:10 AM   #7
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Hi i'm looking for a female that can provide me with 500-1000 viable eggs
I travel a lot between the ocean and freshwater, just so you know
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:12 AM   #8
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I like to fly in aeroplanes and watch bad tutorial videos on Youtube.
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:13 AM   #9
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:13 AM   #10
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Hi i'm looking for a female that can provide me with 500-1000 viable eggs
I travel a lot between the ocean and freshwater, just so you know



I thought you only do that once and then die of exhaustion?
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:15 AM   #11
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I thought you only do that once and then die of exhaustion?

Na, im a natural athlete
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:17 AM   #12
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I can make sandwiches ?
marriage ? y/n ?
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:22 AM   #13
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I can make sandwiches ?
marriage ? y/n ?


Depends.

Do you make sandwiches as in "Get back in the kitchen, biatch, and make me a sammwich!"

Or just a normal sandwich?
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:34 AM   #14
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Some of my best friends are sandwiches, ill pass
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:39 AM   #15
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:42 AM   #16
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:44 AM   #17
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You guys need to stop being so picky and get married

It's official. My E-hand is out there waiting. Someone take it and marry me.

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Old 06-12-2009, 05:49 AM   #18
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Old 06-12-2009, 05:59 AM   #19
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:02 AM   #20
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