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Old 01-21-2013, 08:15 AM   #21
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:23 AM   #22
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Buy a giant Ouija board. Modify it to where there are straps in the four corners and proceed to temporarily neutralize your sister with some form of neurotoxin. Strap her to the board while she's unconscious, unclothe her and then proceed to dress up in black robes holding and equip yourself with a scythe.

Begin to chant Latin (chant something innocent like 'kittens are fluffy. Your sister doesn't speak Latin. She won't know.) over her body and the board. She will begin to panic. Cut your wrist with the scythe and pour the blood into her bellybutton.

She will begin to panic hard, possibly scream.

Begin to chant something else in Latin, as if part of a ritual. (Again, something innocent. Something about pastry treats would work) When finished chanting, read her last rites. When you are finished ask her if she believes her time has come (she'll most likely beg at this point) and that's when you unstrap her and say 'I was just ****ing with you


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Old 01-21-2013, 08:24 AM   #23
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:24 AM   #24
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:26 AM   #25
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wat no maybe 14 at yougnest

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Old 01-21-2013, 08:26 AM   #26
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I'm going to get a Cluedo board on my ceiling. I'm a bit worried though because my parents don't like murderers.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:27 AM   #27
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:28 AM   #28
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I'm going to go on Grand Designs and build a house with the layout of the Cluedo house. And then I'm going to kill Kevin McCloud with a pipe.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:29 AM   #29
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I'm going to get a Cluedo board on my ceiling. I'm a bit worried though because my parents don't like murderers.

I want to get a chess board on my ceiling, but my parents don't like monarchies.
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:31 AM   #30
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:40 AM   #31
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:53 AM   #32
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I'd consider myself to be a 3/10, i'm not THAT ugly. My sister has a boyfriend too so she can't be that ugly either.

Worst arguments ever. that you consider yourself to be a 3/10, doesn't mean that you are. And even the most ugliest persons can get a partner. Especially religious people don't seem to care.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:02 AM   #33
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:03 AM   #34
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Buy a giant Ouija board. Modify it to where there are straps in the four corners and proceed to temporarily neutralize your sister with some form of neurotoxin. Strap her to the board while she's unconscious, unclothe her and then proceed to dress up in black robes holding and equip yourself with a scythe.

Begin to chant Latin (chant something innocent like 'kittens are fluffy. Your sister doesn't speak Latin. She won't know.) over her body and the board. She will begin to panic. Cut your wrist with the scythe and pour the blood into her bellybutton.

She will begin to panic hard, possibly scream.

Begin to chant something else in Latin, as if part of a ritual. (Again, something innocent. Something about pastry treats would work) When finished chanting, read her last rites. When you are finished ask her if she believes her time has come (she'll most likely beg at this point) and that's when you unstrap her and say 'I was just ****ing with you

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Patent owned by Hasbro...nothing scary about it whatsoever.

Hasbro also owns MLP, which is way too scary for most pitmonkeys, at least when compared to Ouija.
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Worst arguments ever. that you consider yourself to be a 3/10, doesn't mean that you are. And even the most ugliest persons can get a partner. Especially religious people don't seem to care.

How else am i supposed to tell you my rating? You're just going to tell me that i'm -50/10 no matter what i do or say.
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I'm going to get a Cluedo board on my ceiling. I'm a bit worried though because my parents don't like murderers.

As some random pitmonkey famously put it:

Professor Plum in the recording studio with a new amp
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There is no such thing as supernatural forces. Don't be a pussy, buy it!

This isn't about me, though. It's about other people's disapproval.
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sounds more nasal than jack sniffing an ass

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Old 01-21-2013, 09:26 AM   #35
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:32 AM   #36
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:44 AM   #37
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Nah, it's more of a sugarcoated type of atheism. I associate more with Pantheism than with atheism but but they are basically the same.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:46 AM   #38
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:47 AM   #39
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TS judges his sister but then wants to put on display his own pretentious jerkiness.
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Old 01-21-2013, 09:49 AM   #40
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Nah, it's more of a sugarcoated type of atheism. I associate more with Pantheism than with atheism but but they are basically the same.

I don't want to drift too far off-topic, but it's only the same in how it fully supports scientific methodology. You could call it sugarcoating if it's considered 'sugarcoating' to have a deep appreciation for nature.
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TS judges his sister but then wants to put on display his own pretentious jerkiness.

I've grown up with my sister my entire life and i can say, without based on prejudice, but based on life experience, that she has shown a lot of arrogant behaviour and she makes arrogant claims. And since you didn't read the OP, i'll say this again. I am not interested in owning one to piss my sister off.
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