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Old 01-25-2013, 02:04 AM   #61
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A joke is a joke. If it ain't offensive, it ain't funny.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:06 AM   #62
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Humor is subjective so everyone will react differently. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you as there is no pleasing everyone.

Personally I find sexist/racist jokes to be hilarious. The more tasteless the joke, the better. Ppl should just lighten up.

If a man runs over his wife with a car, who is at fault?
The guy! He shouldn't be "driving" in the *******.

Know why Aspirin is white?
They want it to work, don't they?

I'm not racist either, I OWN A COLORED TV!
You're also not funny.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:07 AM   #63
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I have yet to see a good racist joke against white people. White people, y u so boring?
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:08 AM   #64
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You're also not funny.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:12 AM   #65
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I have yet to see a good racist joke against white people. White people, y u so boring?
White people be drivin like dis "Oh dear oh boy I'm terribly late right now."

Black people we be driving our mama's car to the store to get smokes for Rayray.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:19 AM   #66
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I have yet to see a good racist joke against white people. White people, y u so superior?


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Old 01-25-2013, 02:22 AM   #67
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I'm not racist either, I OWN A COLORED TV!

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Old 01-25-2013, 02:28 AM   #68
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Is that your way of stating what you quoted was funny?
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:32 AM   #69
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They're all shitty but the plight of the mentally challenged is heartbreaking to most people and is usually a lot more unfortunate.

basically this, those that are mentally challenged are screwed by nature from the very beginning. its much harder for this to be made to sound funny.

not that making fun of anything is socially acceptable, really.
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:32 AM   #70
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Because everyone has a sex and a race but not everyone has a mental disability. #logic
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:56 AM   #71
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implying it's okay to be sexist

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Old 01-25-2013, 02:56 AM   #72
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I'm pretty sure that joking about any of those things is NOT ok...
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:00 AM   #73
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I'm pretty sure that joking about any of those things is NOT ok...
Why not? Who makes such rules?
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:01 AM   #74
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Why not? Who makes such rules?
Who makes the rules that says you can?

Really, I get your whole "the more offensive, the better" but...the real world isn't ready for your edgy-ness.
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:07 AM   #75
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It's like making fun of someone in a wheelchair. I knew some mental kids when I was a kid, it was fun to pick on them, but looking back, it was really bad of us. Kids are mean, I think it's part of evolution, ya know.



Are you really as stupid as you seem? You gonorrheic cockring, It's not part of evolution and never was. I've read my share of idiotic opinions on this forum but this tops all of them.

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Old 01-25-2013, 03:16 AM   #76
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Are you really as stupid as you seem? You gonorrheic cockring, It's not part of evolution and never was. I've read my share of idiotic opinions on this forum but this tops all of them.

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It's not that far-fetched. Other species act hostilely to disabled members of their own species, sometimes even killing them. Is it that absurd to suggest that we might have similar instincts? Certainly, at the very least, you can concede that there is an advantage to not having a disabled pack member consuming resources without contributing to the group.


I'm not saying I agree with him, but to just outright dismiss it and call him stupid seems like a knee-jerk reaction.
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:19 AM   #77
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I have yet to see a good racist joke against white people. White people, y u so boring?

If you tell a joke, and a white girl doesn't get offended, did it really happen?
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Who makes the rules that says you can?
Circular and unintelligent debate? There is no reason to try judging someone from their sense of humor.
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Really, I get your whole "the more offensive, the better" but...the real world isn't ready for your edgy-ness.
Do you? Doesn't seem like it. Who cares if the world is not ready for, your words, edgy-ness?

I kid those topics and more but I don't live by them. I'm not racist as skin color is irrelevant. I'm not sexist because I don't hate men. I never disrespect someone with special needs.

A joke is a joke, they ALL require exaggeration and are not meant to be taken seriously.
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:29 AM   #79
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A joke is a joke, they ALL require exaggeration and are not meant to be taken seriously.


And they should be funny. Yours up there ^ were so corny that there is nothing remotely funny about them.

I like chauvinist jokes as much as the next guy, but please, at least be a little bit original.
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It's not that far-fetched. Other species act hostilely to disabled members of their own species, sometimes even killing them. Is it that absurd to suggest that we might have similar instincts? Certainly, at the very least, you can concede that there is an advantage to not having a disabled pack member consuming resources without contributing to the group.


I'm not saying I agree with him, but to just outright dismiss it and call him stupid seems like a knee-jerk reaction.


No, because we are not pack animals now. Specialisation is what allows for an advanced society.

Hell, I'd make an argument for certain disorders having a positive effect on society. Many creatives and innovators have had bipolar disorder or major depression (check out charles mingus) and many others have contributed significantly to areas of study.

Depersonalisation disorder (which I happen to have) inclines those who have it to philosophising about identity, reality itself and suchlike.

Narcissistic actors are plentiful, as are their contributions to the art of film.

Sociopaths and psychopaths perform valuable roles as surgeons, bomber pilots, and other roles in which their emotional detachment is an advantage.

It is actually in society's interest to find a niche for individuals with disorders. Ted Kaczynsky (the unabomber) was a genius who was maligned and was subjected to inhuman psychological testing. He started applying his extraordinary mind to the task of killing people, when by all accounts he was a stable individual prior to his brutalisation.
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