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Old 01-25-2013, 09:54 AM   #1
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funerals

theyre a pretty weird tradition, a bunch of people standing around your dead body crying and stuff

that seems way uncool

i dont think i want one of those

how about you
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:56 AM   #2
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I want to have a separate funeral for me penis though, so people can mourn what they have lost.

they can just put me in the kiln
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:00 AM   #3
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I'd would want people to grieve and be upset over my passing. That being said, once the ceremony is over I would want everyone to have a nice little party and have fun. The way I would want them to.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:21 AM   #4
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Whenever I go to one I always put the 'fun' in 'funeral'
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:21 AM   #5
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I want to be put in the back row at my own funeral, just to see if anyone notices.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:25 AM   #6
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I want a death/black/doom metal band playing at mine.



Only joking! XD
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:26 AM   #7
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I want a death/black/doom metal band playing at mine.



Only joking! XD

id actually be cool with this

get some bell witch or something on in there
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:33 AM   #8
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Yeah I'd want one I guess.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:03 AM   #9
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One of the reasons I had only recently thought of is how expensive funerals are. I wouldn't want my family to break the bank just to put my carcass in a hole in the ground.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:38 AM   #10
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I don't need my family/friends spending thousands upon thousands of dollars to burn me or put me in a hole in the ground.

I would much prefer an old-fashioned funeral pyre where there is minimal funeral home involvement. They just do all the things like removing my fillings and drain my fluids (maybe take my brain for scientific research) and put me in a cheap wooden box. Then allow my family to take me to the mountains somewhere to build a big-ass pile of wood, put me and the box in it, have a little ceremony, start the fire, and start the party.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:14 PM   #11
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I think I'd prefer to be cremated. Sure, have a ceremony n' stuff but I don't want to be put into the ground. However, I don't know how I'd feel about forcing my ashes upon someone...implying I'm going to die. Which I won't, so I'm not worried about it.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:17 PM   #12
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I want to be burnt to a crisp, my ashes scattered somewhere important to me and everyone to get drunk off their face in my memory. **** all that moping around crap. Remember the good times!
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:22 PM   #13
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I just want to have a normal funeral. None of that 'wear bright colours olololol' shit.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:25 PM   #14
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I want a funeral where people meet up and remember/mourn me.

Some chips and dip. Also salsa.

But a viking funeral would kick ass too.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:28 PM   #15
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cryogenically frozen no funeral im coming back
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:49 PM   #16
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I want to be sitting upright in the KISS casket like I'm driving, meanwhile highway to hell is blaring! Or be buried in a guitar case shaped casket.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:52 PM   #17
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When I die, I don't want people being sad, so I plan to buy a whole bunch of expensive alcohol and hire a bartender to make everyone there some shots on top of my coffin. The drinks are literally on me.

And maybe order some pizza.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:54 PM   #18
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God, I don't like thinking about my funeral. It makes me realize things I don't want to know.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:54 PM   #19
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every time you get sick or something dude just freeze yourself again and unfreeze when they find a cure. its easy.
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...make everyone there some shots on top of my coffin. The drinks are literally on me



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